JD

I have a cousin named L’Oreal. Maine you’ll meet her some day.

One of the best books ever. I LOVE the audio version as well, it’s magnificent.

Oh! This is why those old cartoons were still relevant.

Just as relevant today. I wonder why.

Fairlife protein shakes have gotten us through the years. Just keep her alive at this point. The pain is horrible and if she gets too hungry, she’ll let food dissolve in her mouth, otherwise just broth and protein shakes.

I spotted a hungry-looking crow this morning at the high school and threw him a peanut from my sunroof. The way he looked at the peanut and then back at me with such surprise and consternation, I think he may be an anti-litter crow.

Sometimes I get so infuriated by crimes people commit against others that I want to really get in there with my teeth and nails. I want to be a werewolf. A justice werewolf.

Yes, yes, gentle humor. Like a late summer breeze.

This should be another golden rule: Accept nothing a child offers you, aside from love from afar, as it is either viral or bacterial.

Please share your favorite block lists and who they’re blocking. I want to avoid maga and anything else nefarious.

Am I so closed minded that I just decided not to follow someone because their About Me said “Oxford comma skeptic”? I guess so.

Bluesky Starter Packs - Bluesky Directory Browse a list of Bluesky Starter Packs. Discover and connect with your community on Bluesky

Did you know there’s a site to search for starter packs of people to follow? Built by @mubashariqbal.com

blueskydirectory.com/starter-pack...

Did every city’s Milano‘s use the same template in the phone book?!

Screenshot of a text preview that says: Friendly reminder, Jessica: 7 days left

This is a disconcerting text preview to receive, CVS.

I just realized the Internet is 100% cat propaganda! I have fallen for it hook line and sinker as I watch kitten videos on every single platform available every morning and night. I thought I was a responsible consumer and yet cat insidiousness has dug its claws in!

I’ve started befriending the neighborhood crows today. I have a cup of unsalted peanuts in shells in my car to toss them for snackies. I’m not sure the kissy noises are necessary but they are inevitable. This morning was the first successful snack session!

She is badass! 🩷

Billy Porter at the 2019 Oscar’s Red carpet in a velvet tuxedo ball gown

Post a non-religious picture you think of as holy.

I wonder what book he read to get that info. The world’s worst fairytale?

Just had a convo establishing mutual allyship with a coworker as January approaches. Next up, starting conversations with my neighbors of 5 years and CERT training. I’m terrified of building community but it must be done.

Add my husband to the list! It’s 20% of the reason I love him.

Welcome to The Good Place,,, I got yo backs with some starter packs 👇🏾

My 1st Starter Pack / General
go.bsky.app/QtvWbjH

Black Excellence
go.bsky.app/F5kYEyc

SPORTS,!!
go.bsky.app/8zyN8FV

MUSIC,!!!
go.bsky.app/5K15oMe

Memes + Jokes
go.bsky.app/Dz4nLst

NEWS + MEDIA Outlets
go.bsky.app/GyXWWej

I’m with her!

Black licorice is the same stuff that was leaking from Gary Oldman’s forehead in the Fifth Element. Pure evil.

TBH I want to know if he’s showing hole. For science.

I am loving how I feel like I’ve missed great posts when I’m not here. I missed the days of too much content from the bad place of yore.

The upside down fella, how detailed are we on the other side?

Just a heads up, if you’re getting regularly smiled at by babies and greeted warmly by dogs you are carrying a fragment of the sacred light within you and must guard it closely