Award-Winning Reporter Dave Colon

Not me

remember, spring training is fake and doesnt matter.

unless youre a mets fan. in which case you should be spiraling. spiraling. spiraling. spiraling. the walls are closing in. you cant breathe and you cant even think. you're trapped now and you'll never get out, you're trapped here forever

Yeah I miss the spice smell

Stone Cold Jane Austen

“Yesterday I did something I am truly reluctant to do: I left New York City.” Zohran is just like me fr

Bodega sign going in for surgery

When will Lana Del Rey cover “Lou Dog Went To The Moon”

The other day my co-worker shot one of me and now more people than ever are calling me America's Sweetheart, so I'm all for this shit

What's important is he does what I want (get Trump to stop blocking the 34th Street busway)

Every bit of our current reality is impossible to grasp. The racist president's secret police kidnapped a girl, but the doddering old man was convinced to free her by our mayor who used to be a rapper called Mr. Cardamom. What will tomorrow bring

What the hell were they talking about in there?????

🚨 the British have become aware of Dave Colon

The tech worker cleaning condoms and old socks off the Brooklyn Bridge: ‘People have no shame’ It took Ellen Baum about 16 hours to finish clearing one section of hair ties, condoms and tissues woven into the fencing

“It’s that old thing: if you saw everyone jumping off a bridge, you would do it too?” @davecolon.bsky.social asked. “I guess now it’s ‘if you saw a bunch of people tying condoms to a bridge, would you do it too?’ And the answer is, unfortunately, yes.”

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

Sadly, I have been correctly informed by @dmey.bsky.social that actually the DNC made these, so Zohran maybe didn't see the profane copypasta sext I terrorized people with on Saturday

The only explanation is that someone showed the mayor my copypasta from this weekend

Brady Tkachuk miffed over White House AI-doctored video Brady Tkachuk said he didn't appreciate the AI-doctored video released by the White House that made it appear he was disparaging Canadians.

These guys can't even hold on to the support of Brady Tkachuk, just world record off-putting personalities in Trump 2 www.espn.com/nhl/story/_/...

It's all coming together

Every next piece of news that comes out of Jessica Tisch's reaction to the snowball fight makes her look increasingly insane

talking to a Bluesky user about Smiling Friends ending

It's about the snowball fight

Readers of The Guardian are now aware of how I feel about the people who tie their garbage to the Brooklyn Bridge www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

Ice Capades of the Vanities

Trump Dragnet That Stopped 34th St. Busway Is Holding Up Tremont Avenue, Too - Streetsblog New York City A federal conflict over the 34th Street busway in Manhattan is giving New York officials pause about an unrelated busway in The Bronx.

The Tremont Avenue is caught up in the same Trump administration overreach bullshit that's stopped the 34th Street busway from happening nyc.streetsblog.org/2026/02/26/t...

Jury nullification

They've got tabloid editors talking like Fred from the marketing seminar, this shit sucks

DNP - Tummy ache

That's right

come see me chit chat with the groove! happening Tuesday, March 3 (next week)