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Made a recipe in Dutch for my Dutch language class. I'm not a designer but I do like playing around in Canva. Anyway, I was happy with it! #Nederlands

Absolutely insane that Trump has the government in a total choke hold. The ref has raised the hand and the count is at two.

The two worst nightmares I had in my life were both lucid dreams I couldn't escape. Lucky you woke up!

Image is from a tech crunch article. At the top is an image of Ring CEO Jamie Siminoff sitting at an interview and looking serious. Below it is a headline that states: "Ring's Jamie Siminoff has been trying to calm privacy fears since the Super Bowl, but his answers may not help"

The face your CEO makes when he realizes he bet it all on AI and no one likes it

At some point, the Gulf states are going to start demanding Trump find a way out (and Witkoff and Jared rely on them for their grift).

This might be what it would look like publicly.

By the way as a white guy in Europe as soon as I say I'm American the next words out of my mouth are "no I didn't vote for him" and a sigh of relief is almost always heard.

That's what scared them about Obama. I had never seen so many people proud to talk about who they voted for even if it ruffled feathers around their bubble.

Hmm not sure Trump can charm the guy whose dad just died due to a missile sent by Trump

Fuzzy memories and hard facts: An SC accuser's claims against Epstein, Trump examined An alleged victim of Jeffrey Epstein gave FBI agents true accounts of her time growing up in SC. Claims she made about Donald Trump remain unsubstantiated.

Breaking: SC newspaper verifies portions of Trump accuser's story. Textbook journalism. Local journalism. Support your local news outlets. www.postandcourier.com/news/epstein...

And here, if you're still following, the link.

I sprung for this insanely wasteful case bc it really needed to be public. Normally I'd ask for contributions. Instead, consider making a contribution to a bail fund or a mutual aid fund.

legacy.www.documentcloud.org/documents/27...

Someone needs to dramatize this courtroom scene with cheesy flashbacks

Now this is a good joke

Reupping.

Not only did Trump minimize possibility of terrorist attacks on US. But White House nixed a law enforcement bulletin ABOUT those threats.

Trump is going to pick a new Iranian leader everyone in the middle east despises. As soon as Trump leaves office the Iranian people will violently overthrow their government. Then voters will blame it all on liberals and somehow we'll get JD Vance as president.

YouTube video by servomoore Ben Affleck Mocks Armageddon

This always comes to mind

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Well I called it...along with lots of people..but still

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Saw that one coming. In those hearings she looked terrible.

But the action movie man said....

So they're going to be...Target?

I mean isn't the whole point that you can go and make your own instance if you don't like the main one? Take some inspo from the black sky team and make some change.

I swear his speeches must be written or at least heavily influenced by AI. No one talks this way.

Every joke he ran by his AI girlfriend and she told him he was the next Jerry Lewis

Remember remember the midterms in November

A true masterpiece of our times

Tim Walz: There are no Somalis in the Epstein files.

It feels like Kristie Noem will be the first big high profile admin official who gets the boot. This is not going well for her.

Like Pauly Walnuts said at Johnny Sack's daughter's wedding our coach could turn into a pumpkin at any moment

He talks like this all day to his AI girlfriend doesn't he?

I lived through the Bobcats as a season ticket holder. I'm taking this win dammit!

He made it sound like the ending of a buddy comedy movie review