Saint.

😂😂😂

Felt this! If I take you to a fancy restaurant and you order chicken strips and fries, that’ll be the last fancy restaurant I take you to. We could’ve gone to Applebee’s. 😭😂

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Got a new car today 🙌🏾 Hella thankful.

Y’all better not sign your kids up for that damn trump account.

Natural selection.

Mans can’t finesse the system no more 😂

I wouldn’t even be able to continue the fight, I’d be dying laughing. 😂

Bro just gotta go bald after this. 😭

😬 Oh damn, not a good look. She must be from the U.K. or something.

What has this lady done to deserve so much hate?

I need to find a Cambodian spot in Houston. I’ve been craving some nime chow.

In 4th grade, this dude Devon tried to steal my Dragon Ball pictures. I used to draw DBZ pictures and sell them, but he tried to take them and ended up ripping them, so I hit him. I messed up by going back to my seat, thinking it was over. He came back and hit me with a book and knotted my forehead.

Don’t take my kindness for naivety.

It really grinds my gears when people make last minute changes to a schedule. I really hate that shit.

I already know there are a bunch of dunces in the comments agreeing with him. These people are dumb. 🤦🏾‍♂️

My shorty walks like peace and talks like truth. Soft where it matters, strong where it counts. In a loud world, she’s my quiet certainty, steady hands, a gentle heart, and a presence that reminds me what calm, love, and purpose really feel like.

Yourself, but as a cartoon.

That was too easy.

For as long as I’ve been alive, Black people have been getting murked by law enforcement and the government. Maybe now that white people are more on the receiving end, shit will start changing.

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I got like hella money

With the time pill the possibilities are endless.

He has to go, because that’s just ridiculous.

Ted Cruz hopped his ass right on a plane 🤣🤣🤣 Texans, y’all better do something 😅

We need to stop saying, “We still doing this in 2026?” Yes. And they’re still going to be doing it in 2027, 2028, 2029, etc. Ain’t shit going to change.

I’m starting to despise Black people as much as I do white people, because a lot of folks are just dumb. We, as a collective, really are the progenitors of our own demise.

I hate having to tip before the service is even rendered.

I really hope Frieren wins Anime of the Year this year.

I don’t think I’ve ever done anything brave. Everything I’ve done, whether I succeeded or failed, I did while scared.

America is a third world shithole.

The world’s limits are not my limits.