He just told me that on nye he was laid up on the couch shirtless eating reese’s pieces off his belly “like a sea otter” 🦦

My favorite slacks must’ve “shrunk” in the last couple months bc the before pics are looking more like what I expected the after to look like 🫣

🫃🏻🫧

I am a size.

Just got told “you look like you were never skinny” for the first time… 😵‍💫

When they ask you to wear a costume for work today and ~technically~ you have cat ears on w/ whiskers painted, but the orange shirt you chose to wear just makes your ball belly look like a pumpkin

*telling me how he’s moving apartments soon*

Him: “It’s by that Whataburger.”

Me: “Oh, so it’s on ___ Street!”

Him: “Yeah it’s right by the Whataburger.”

His shirt’s even tighter today 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

Don’t stare at my coworker’s belly don’t stare at my coworker’s belly don’t stare at my coworker’s belly don’t stare at my coworker’s belly don’t stare at my coworker’s belly don’t stare at my coworker’s belly don’t stare at my coworker’s belly don’t stare at my coworker’s belly don’t stare at my co

Yeah, just wanted to circle back on this… I couldn’t even get them all the way up today

New fav character in the john waters novel just dropped

They still fit, right??

Get in my belly

A group of frat boys at my apartment complex having a belly flop contest at the pool and smacking their stomachs 🙇🏻‍♂️

Gouda mornting

When you roll on your side and your belly sloshes like a water bed 🫦

Wonder if my friends noticed I basically ate an entire pizza during their turns to sing…

Karaoke night w/ bogo pizzas here I come 😋

Hudson got bigggg 🤯🍔🍕🌭

So there’s this pair of designer boxer briefs I don’t wanna get rid of that constantly teeter on the edge of being too tight to wear anymore, and I can always gauge how large I am from trying em on lol. Some months I feel relatively comfortable in them. Today, they practically choked out my thighs…🪵

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Shaving always makes me feel big 🪒

You’re a gym leader, but your gym isn’t one type, it’s a theme:

“Disco” 🪩

Slowly making our way up to paragraphs!!

Jonathan Gr*ff was lookin thick asl in his new movie btw 🤧

Just remembered there was a twinkier time when I smoked and didn’t feel the urge to binge eat everything in my fridge after 🥴

Waiting in the parking lot for the mediterranean lunchtime buffet to open

For my sketch warmups I wanted to recreate this meme but with a big belly because… I dunno I just agree with the sentiment

Tfw you think you're alone walking in the parking garage after a late movie and rip a huge burp that you'd been holding in, only to realize there's a guy walking quietly 10 ft behind you 🙃