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EL PELON

@elpelon.bsky.social

Humble enough to know i am replaceable . Cocky enough to know its a down grade .

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This one broke my heart… πŸ’” #fyp #greenscreen #trending #couplescomedy #dwarfism @Tiffani Chance
YouTube video by Austin Tiffani This one broke my heart… πŸ’” #fyp #greenscreen #trending #couplescomedy #dwarfism @Tiffani Chance

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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24.02.2026 13:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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As a BMW owner these two screens can make or break your day , if you know you know πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

21.02.2026 17:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The Heils - Hate to Say I Told You So (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Dr Phoxotic The Heils - Hate to Say I Told You So (Official Music Video)

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19.02.2026 21:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Aww my girl remembered my birthday ☺️☺️☺️

19.02.2026 14:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The Psychology Of Gen X (Raised Without Applause)
YouTube video by Big Brain Explains The Psychology Of Gen X (Raised Without Applause)

HOLY FUCK !!! I feel seen πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈπŸ€«

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15.02.2026 14:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This chick I work with is weird . She has been leaving candy and trinkets on my desk all week . πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

13.02.2026 11:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a red shirt and black gloves is standing in front of a door ALT: a man in a red shirt and black gloves is standing in front of a door

I even showed him where the power was coming in from and to stay away from that πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈπŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ.

12.02.2026 16:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And flinging him away across the aisle. So if he was touch touching anything I would also have got it tooπŸ˜‘. But oh well we got a fireworks show and no one was hurt so πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ. It’s weird because I told him β€œhey power is off to the machine but there is still incoming power at the main shut off switch .

12.02.2026 16:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

So the kid I am training to work on machines just almost killed himself and me to a point . He basically caused a huge electrical arc by accidentally dropping pretty big bolt on some live wires 😬😬😬. No one got hurt but what sucks is that my natural instinct was to grab the kid by the shoulder

12.02.2026 16:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with a beard wearing a crown and sunglasses with a w logo on his chest ALT: a man with a beard wearing a crown and sunglasses with a w logo on his chest

Guess who made their last payment for the 2026 season ticket, ME THATS WHO πŸ‘πŸ» !!!!

11.02.2026 13:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Update , the younger woman is back at home from the hospital . But the older woman has passed away ……. my condolences to her family πŸ˜”

11.02.2026 11:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This fucken twat waffle would get destroyed out in the streets πŸ™„

06.02.2026 21:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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When a hoodlum makes move and comes out on top πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€«πŸ‘ŠπŸ»πŸ’ͺπŸ»πŸ‘ŠπŸ»πŸ’ͺπŸ»πŸ‘ŠπŸ»πŸ’ͺπŸ»πŸ–•πŸΌ

04.02.2026 21:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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So this past Sunday two women on my street had to be rushed to the hospital , for having a stroke while clearing out snow from their drive ways . The weather is cold as fuck and unforgiving. So keep a ln eye on your people and stay safe …. 🀘🏻

27.01.2026 12:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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MAGA has literally surrendered their second amendment right πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈπŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ. …. What a bunch of cock sucking cowards πŸ–•πŸΌπŸ–•πŸΌπŸ–•πŸΌ

27.01.2026 11:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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My murder cat is just like me I appear harmless and cute but if you look into my eye you can see I am a murdering psychopath . ☺️☺️☺️☺️🀫🀫🀫

24.01.2026 17:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I don’t know why this just popped in my head , but i remember when i first saw a C-section scare on a women . I didn’t think much of it and you couldn’t really tell it was there . But then i saw a video of a c-section being preformed in a hospital and 😳😳😳😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬

20.01.2026 16:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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lol πŸ˜‚ , the UAW worker that called the orange turd Trump a β€œpedo protector β€œ I want to buy that dude a beer πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ»

14.01.2026 12:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Did they touch you in the no no spot and make you cough πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€˜πŸ»

13.01.2026 01:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Notre Truc
YouTube video by SoulCentral Notre Truc

NOTRE TRUC πŸ‘ŠπŸ»πŸ’ͺπŸ»πŸ‘ŠπŸ»πŸ’ͺ🏻

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11.01.2026 03:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Our Detroit chelsea supporters crew got some gear 🀘🏻🀌🏼🍻

08.01.2026 19:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This pos needs to be found …

08.01.2026 01:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It’s cool to have a gamer girl (sometimes) . But damn she can get obsessed with certain games πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ I text her about it this this morning πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈπŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™‚οΈπŸ€£

06.01.2026 15:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I like when I tell my girl β€œcome here and sit on daddy’s lap and give a kiss” and she says β€œewwβ€œ but still comes and sits on my Lap and gives me a kiss πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€˜πŸ»πŸ€ŒπŸΌπŸ€˜πŸ»πŸ€ŒπŸΌπŸ€˜πŸ»πŸ€ŒπŸΌπŸ€˜πŸ»

05.01.2026 23:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Good morning everyone , welp back to work after my 15 day vacation ….. blah boo hiss rabble rabble 🀨

05.01.2026 11:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Welp , Ben Sherman was having a sale so I treated myself to a few polos ( I hope they fit πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜‚) . Its been a long minute since I have boughten some fancy clothes πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€˜πŸ»

02.01.2026 02:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not 85 ….but 75 inch πŸ˜‚πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ

02.01.2026 00:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Just got me a 85 inch tv πŸ€“πŸ€˜πŸ» …. Yay me

01.01.2026 21:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Meh , the weather sucks and I hate amateur hour + I have plans to go out this weekend … so I am just going to chill at home for my new years ……. Welp HAPPY NEW YEARS everyone !!!!

01.01.2026 02:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Merry Christmas everyone , have a good one 🀘🏻

25.12.2025 14:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0