LeatherOx 🔜 Smokeout

Oh, that's horrible.

But now I want some nice aged cheddar. Wish I had some. 😭😜

I guess Ford doesn't have any sort of branding standards for its dealers?

I'm afraid to even think what "fun and cheesy" would look like for promoting Mustangs. I think the Mach E is bad enough on its own. The front looks like a kid pouting with a big fat lip.

Your doc is strict! I've never been told not to have coffee before a colonoscopy.

The fun prep round was before colon surgery. They didn't care about red for that, just empty. For a day and a half, I pretty much got all my calories from Coke.

Well, I am feeling a bit sleepy. 😀

Keep wearing seven rings and you'll stretch to the next size pretty quick!

And who's the lucky one to have the keys?

I thought that was a pile of padded fist mitts at first. 😈

Looked again to see it's bears. 🧸🧸

Interesting shapes and squiggles. I'm guessing you used a CNC router or similar to produce them. If I had to make that many things with a jig saw, I'd probably throw it all out before I got two done.

But... no coffee for two days? I'd be wrecked. Why no coffee? 😱

If you've ever wanted to try depth play and see if someone can tickle your appendix, this is the time! 😈😜

Nice cage print. 😈

I just need to get a chain harness and some tattoos to match. 😃

If I saw you on the train, we might suddenly be going to the same station even if it isn’t my stop. 😈

And I thought I did well not gaining (or losing) any weight on a 13 night cruise last year.

Do you want me to notice? Because I’d totally notice. And maybe follow you. 😍😈

You need to back that claim with some evidence. 😃

So what is it for me if I’m neither blue collar nor straight? And if some of my Carhartt pants are really unusual?

Looks at silicone collection… uh… 🤯

“You’re not going out tonight, are you?”

But aren’t you Daddy’s boy, so he’d be Daddy’s grandcat. 🤪

If I didn’t know Daddy would kill me for letting someone else touch my hair… Wruff!

Very nice apron. Sadly, barbers & stylists (the licensed ones) here can’t have aprons like that. There’s probably a big untapped market for leather & bondage barbers doing straight blade shaves.

How long did it take for reality to hit, and then how long was that reality?

Was the last one that good that it made your eyes roll back and tongue roll out, or was it just from three hits in a row? 😈

These may have been a half size large. For a $50 pair of 16” tall Wescos I’ll wear extra socks. But then I’d need to drop up to $300 for a rebuild/resole.

Just a little ketchup and garlic away from meatloafmaxing.

I’m not a Bootblack. I won’t judge.

Logger boots don't want to be BLUF-perfect anyway. I recently saw some very broken in loggers for sale that gave me a chubby but they had the calked/spiked soles that would destroy my floors. 😢

Are the new boots nicely broken in? There’s nothing worse than taking new boots on a trip and finding they rub you in all the wrong ways.

I’d need to see both pair on you with not much else on. For science. 😃

I already did some harm earlier today. 😈🔒

Looks like a couple good hits of poppers would help rescue the diver.

I misread that as “he slept in it until after noon” which sounds wonderful but probably a bit adventurous for a first time.

I’ve always liked those collars. Wouldn’t mind one on me, but there are a couple of reasons that’s not going to happen.