American Absurdity Association

Great day for America!

The ONLY reason Mamdani won is because he received the most votes!
If Cuomo or that beret dude had the most votes, there’s no way Mamdani would have won!

Well, it would be fitting for them to play that saxophone song from Benny Hill. Perfectly fits the Cuomo clown show.

Don’t you understand this means people are rejecting MAGA & trumpy, even though he’s not officially on the ballot?! Don’t you understand how much this is going to hurt his feelings and make him sad and angry? 🥺😢
Poor trumpy…the most victimized human in history (just ask him). I need a tissue.

Lord Emperor trump just signed an executive order claiming the Decision Desk to be a terrorist organization, and he says he must send in troops to save New York!

Seen that dude in the Twilight Zone. Walking Distance.

😔

Greece is the word, is the word that you heard
It's got a groove, it's got a meaning
Greece is the time, is the place, is the motion
Now, Greece is the way we are feeling
This is a life of illusion
Wrapped up in trouble
Laced with confusion
What are we doing here?
Greece is the word!

Pirro v. Patel?

Hopefully, Brad Pitt will make a guest appearance on the show.

I saw Faramir in that flick. He babbled about viscous material or something.

The title track. RJD is epic.

😔

Referring to him as “the Johnson” makes him sound like a dick. 😞

Oh…that was intentional.

Lord trump has signed an executive order saying if the midterms don’t come out exactly as he likes, the elections are rigged and don’t count. SCOTUS has taken the unprecedented step of saying trump has already won any court cases he brings about it.

Prayer: it makes masks and vaccines unnecessary, yet for some reason, guns are still necessary.
I guess it only works for some things.

It’s sad the way gambling has taken over sports. You knew bad things could possibly happen.
Do I think the Series was fixed? No. Am I making some unfounded insinuation that it may have been fixed because I am not happy about the outcome? Yes.

The Dodgers just took the lead in the 11th, so, no. 😞

Tylenol needs to sue these fuckers back to the Stone Age

Eventually, the Supreme Court will make some ruling saying the US President has the “authority and divinely-endowed ability” to determine the guilt or innocence of any American accused of a crime. Anybody who complains will be accused of “hating God.“

Now the King told the boogie men
You have to let that raga drop
The oil down the desert way
Has been shakin' to the top
The Sheik he drove his Cadillac
He went a cruisin' down the ville
The Muezzin was a standing
On the radiator grille
The Sharif don't like it
Rockin' the Casbah
Rockin' the Casbah

a woman is making a funny face and holding her finger to her mouth . ALT: a woman is making a funny face and holding her finger to her mouth .

She is America’s true Queen. We must bow down to her!!!
If you don’t worship the Paltroid, it means you hate America!!

a man in a blue shirt is saying that he is not a smart man ALT: a man in a blue shirt is saying that he is not a smart man

Lord God Emperor trump actually probably thinks 12 is somewhere between 1 and 10.

Did Vance once again suggest that trump might be America’s Hitler?

It’s IIA7X98 upside down 🙃

The ONLY reason the Jays won is because they scored more runs through a superior performance! 😵‍💫

Nice. Did she marry Neil Reid?
The unused director’s cut went, “I before E, except after C; or if rhyming with A, like neighbor and weigh.”
That last shit ended up on the editing room floor. A good expression should be short and sweet.

Reached base nine times in one game.