Ilymoof <3 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

I got caught up had me in a coma for 3 weeks straigbt im still on painkillers

I need girlllsssss

TIL siri responds to “timer 20 minutes bitch” but like said in a fancy accent

Nahh thats coz society did u dirty tbh

Lesbianism :3

Omg I should make this

Seeeee the problem w bluesky is when I dont get notis from cute girls I cant blame it on zuccy :((

My leg is asleep blegh

A lil black cat lying on a chair looking straight up at the camera wondering why the hot girl who feeds him is pointing a black rectangle his way

This one is skeet hes a lil eepy

Omg noooo ur just a lil silly

My cats names r scamper and skeet

Oh no then they were always there lol

Yeah does that like not work or smth?

Ur fine lol :)

Schmeat (meat + sch)

*opens google* meat

Personally I could never date a man with six feet

Idk the joke is typescript is .ts

Why were all the hottest girls made in typescript?

Elon musk gotta be acting stupid on twitter and thinking to himself “omg teehee im so bimbopilled 🤭🤭🤭”

muah ily bestie but like platonic <33

Omg hey maks ur my first follower lets be friends

Smoke weed like blaze pascal

#Elon musk can sniff my big fat girl donkeyballs

Picture of grace’s stereo playing forgot about Dre by dr Dre and Eminem

I’ll forget about 9/11 before I forget about dre

If u see this gimme funny ppl to follow im all alone rn :(

Omg im on bluesky where the bad bitches @??? I promise im silly :3 tee hee