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Brett Hatchman

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Always looking for a good story to tell πŸ‘€ Rolling Stones tragic 🎢🎀🎸πŸ₯ Part-time screenwriter with occasional bouts of imposter syndrome 😳

210 Followers  |  197 Following  |  305 Posts  |  Joined: 24.07.2023
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"Best job I ever had"

03.03.2026 01:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Another photo of Sarah Jones.

Another photo of Sarah Jones.

Photo of Sarah Jones.

Photo of Sarah Jones.

Remembering Sarah Jones.

Remembering Sarah Jones.

Photo of Sarah Jones.

Photo of Sarah Jones.

#TwelveYears
#SlatesForSarah
#SafetyForSarah
#SafetyOnSet
#SafetyFirst

19.02.2026 18:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

RIP Tom Noonan, an excellent character actor. Very scary as Francis Dolarhyde in Michael Mann's Manhunter.

18.02.2026 15:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1082    πŸ” 93    πŸ’¬ 80    πŸ“Œ 4

RIP, James Van Der Beek. And fuck cancer.

11.02.2026 19:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1033    πŸ” 160    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 13

Stop This Game 🎢

22.12.2025 21:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Voodoo Lounge tour by the Stones.

22.12.2025 21:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just like clockwork, he always has been a predictable scumbag. Anything to score points & try to stay relevant. He's a POS.

14.12.2025 22:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

2/2... a sack of shit. Cop scuffles while cuffing the Dude. Cop checks guy out for weapons etc and asks...
Cop(sarcastically): Are you hurt anywhere?
Dude: Yeah, my fucking nuts.
Cop (deadpan): Come on, get yourself up off the ground.

Funniest shit that I've seen in a while. πŸ“ΊπŸŽ₯

13.10.2025 20:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you get some spare time & want a good laugh, look up Cops S35 E33. The second arrest went something like this...

Cop chasing Dude on motorcycle. Dude crashes, Cop bales him up.
Dude: I've had enough.
Cop: So have I (clearly not in the mood), kicks Dude straight in the junk & Dude drops like 1/2

13.10.2025 20:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Seinfeld meme.

Seinfeld meme.

IYKYK...

12.10.2025 00:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a close up of a man 's face with the words ya 'll startin ' to look like elvis 's Alt: a close up of a man 's face with the words ya 'll startin ' to look like elvis 's

He's a pogue, an embarrassment & a drunk. He had a clear Gunnie from Generation Kill vibe during that speech.

30.09.2025 23:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I feel seen 😳

22.09.2025 01:15 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a close up of a man with a mustache ALT: a close up of a man with a mustache

πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

10.09.2025 02:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Funny photo of J-Lo.

Funny photo of J-Lo.

06.09.2025 02:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Welesse the Epstein files.

Welesse the Epstein files.

"Welease the Epstein files"

25.07.2025 20:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
My cat Missy.

My cat Missy.

I have his twin sister.

25.07.2025 03:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The perfect Foxworthy meme πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

23.07.2025 05:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Good, we don't want that weirdo prick here.

03.07.2025 03:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hundreds of neighbors rally to give a 9-year-old with cancer one last Christmas The days leading up to the Saturday night event were hot and humid but that didn’t stop the community from decorating miles of houses for Kasey Zachmann.

Hundreds of households celebrated Christmas in June for a little girl with cancer who might not make it to December.

In the thick heat and humidity, neighbors dressed in holiday apparel gathered to help one family find happiness in the face of tragedy.

29.06.2025 19:33 β€” πŸ‘ 5334    πŸ” 847    πŸ’¬ 134    πŸ“Œ 66

Call it by name 🎢

26.06.2025 03:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Okay, who is the knucklehead that thought it would be a good idea to green light Polyfamily? I mean, seriously... Poly-fucking-family.

Do people even watch that shite?

πŸ“Ί

25.06.2025 21:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

16.06.2025 07:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Even if you found a haunted Pee Wee Herman doll in the woods behind Hitler's bunker, adopted it, and then educated it on nothing but Mein Kampf and Hogan's Heroes reruns that creepy little doll would still make a better Deputy White House Chief of Staff than goddamn Stephen Miller

12.06.2025 19:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1636    πŸ” 262    πŸ’¬ 56    πŸ“Œ 15
Photo of Melania.

Photo of Melania.

Lolz πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

10.06.2025 03:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β™₯οΈπŸ™

29.05.2025 06:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ€£πŸ˜‚ That's a good one πŸ‘

18.05.2025 06:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There's a word to describe these masked blokes, it starts with C & ends in UNTS.

Sorry for the language Rob, but they make my blood boil 🀬

11.05.2025 04:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ’―%

04.05.2025 08:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bingo 🎯

04.05.2025 06:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0