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Brett Hatchman

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Always looking for a good story to tell πŸ‘€ Rolling Stones tragic 🎢🎀🎸πŸ₯ Part-time screenwriter with occasional bouts of imposter syndrome 😳

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a close up of a man 's face with the words ya 'll startin ' to look like elvis 's Alt: a close up of a man 's face with the words ya 'll startin ' to look like elvis 's

He's a pogue, an embarrassment & a drunk. He had a clear Gunnie from Generation Kill vibe during that speech.

30.09.2025 23:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I feel seen 😳

22.09.2025 01:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a close up of a man with a mustache ALT: a close up of a man with a mustache

πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

10.09.2025 02:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Funny photo of J-Lo.

Funny photo of J-Lo.

06.09.2025 02:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Welesse the Epstein files.

Welesse the Epstein files.

"Welease the Epstein files"

25.07.2025 20:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
My cat Missy.

My cat Missy.

I have his twin sister.

25.07.2025 03:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The perfect Foxworthy meme πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

23.07.2025 05:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image 07.07.2025 00:32 β€” πŸ‘ 85    πŸ” 53    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2

Good, we don't want that weirdo prick here.

03.07.2025 03:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hundreds of neighbors rally to give a 9-year-old with cancer one last Christmas The days leading up to the Saturday night event were hot and humid but that didn’t stop the community from decorating miles of houses for Kasey Zachmann.

Hundreds of households celebrated Christmas in June for a little girl with cancer who might not make it to December.

In the thick heat and humidity, neighbors dressed in holiday apparel gathered to help one family find happiness in the face of tragedy.

29.06.2025 19:33 β€” πŸ‘ 5364    πŸ” 849    πŸ’¬ 137    πŸ“Œ 66

Call it by name 🎢

26.06.2025 03:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Okay, who is the knucklehead that thought it would be a good idea to green light Polyfamily? I mean, seriously... Poly-fucking-family.

Do people even watch that shite?

πŸ“Ί

25.06.2025 21:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

16.06.2025 07:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Even if you found a haunted Pee Wee Herman doll in the woods behind Hitler's bunker, adopted it, and then educated it on nothing but Mein Kampf and Hogan's Heroes reruns that creepy little doll would still make a better Deputy White House Chief of Staff than goddamn Stephen Miller

12.06.2025 19:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1643    πŸ” 263    πŸ’¬ 57    πŸ“Œ 15
Photo of Melania.

Photo of Melania.

Lolz πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

10.06.2025 03:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β™₯οΈπŸ™

29.05.2025 06:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ€£πŸ˜‚ That's a good one πŸ‘

18.05.2025 06:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There's a word to describe these masked blokes, it starts with C & ends in UNTS.

Sorry for the language Rob, but they make my blood boil 🀬

11.05.2025 04:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ’―%

04.05.2025 08:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bingo 🎯

04.05.2025 06:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Exactly πŸ€£πŸ‘

04.05.2025 06:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A lot of "Chesters" over there, so many that I've lost count. They're disgusting filth 😑

04.05.2025 06:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Really looking forward to seeing Paul Murray & Peta Credlin cry on national television again tonight. That would be the icing of the cake πŸ‘Œ
#auspol #australiavotes

03.05.2025 02:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Angus wouldn't know what day of the week it is unless someone told him. He's a complete Muppet.

02.05.2025 01:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, the only way to make it πŸ‘Œ

01.05.2025 22:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Jane clearly doesn't.

01.05.2025 02:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image 30.04.2025 00:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I got the "We're raising your price but giving you more data" email only 3 days ago. Seems like they're all doing it.

30.04.2025 01:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Both. I would have no problem with a mixed tin.

30.04.2025 01:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks David, I'll give it a whirl πŸ‘

29.04.2025 23:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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