"The following is an advertisement made in collaboration with LOVENSE Closing the Distance"
PANEL 1
Leslie, in her work attire, is about to head out the door.
LESLIE: Welp, it's time for me to go to work...
Brianne pops up, holding a butt plug.
BRIANNE: Leslie, wait! You almost forgot your Hush 2 vibrating butt plug!
PANEL 2
Leslie is pulling down her skirt in preperation of inserting the Hush 2 into her ass.
LESLIE: Oh, thanks for reminding me. Meetings are such a chore without it!
PANEL 3
"Later..."
Leslie is sitting at her desk at work. A "bzzzzzzzzzzt~" is emanating from her ass.
LESLIE: With a design that's sleek and smooth, the Hush 2 feels good like a butt plug should!
An arrow is pointing to her ass with the text, "EVIL CONTAINER" but the word "EVIL" is crossed out and replaced with the word "QUALITY".
PANEL 4
Brianne, back at home, is holding up a phone with the Lovense Remote App on the screen.
BRIANNE: Let's spruce up this ad read through the teledildonic wonders of the Lovense Remote App! Leslie will text me if I'm "generating too much buzz."
PANEL 5
Leslie, back at the office, is blushing and looks startled. While clinging onto her desk, a "BZZT BZZT" is seen emanating from her ass.
LESLIE: Ah fuck! It also has- aah... a magnetic charging port, and comes in- aaah... a variety of si- aaaah... sizes-
PANEL 6
Brianne is seen in front of a cool, weird pattern, lowering a pair of sunglasses over her regular glasses. Her expression and pose exude 'tude.
BRIANNE: LOVENSE Let's CLOSE the frigging DISTANCE
"Use the affiliate link lovense.com/p/keithjohnstack to order yours today!"
In honor of Women's Day, the fine folks at @lovense-official.bsky.social are offering up to a 55% discount on many of their products. Wow!
Here's my affiliate link: www.lovense.com/p/keithjohns...
I get money if you buy stuff using my link.
#Lovense #Hush2
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Fuck Around & Find Outβ
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Unc tried to assault some teenagers and found out he's no longer in his teens or 20s anymore because they rocked his shit
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my wife's Auntie Kathleen is currently stuck in Trinidad after having a stroke while visiting abroad. We're trying to get her back home in Canada safely so she can get the care she needs.
please, share and if you can, donate to our GoFundMe!
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She-hulk illustration
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The new episode of Jujustu Kaisen was peak π₯
#fanart #jjkfanart
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You do not, should not, accommodate Nazis. A "difference of opinion" or the "right to speak" or "reasonable debate" stops when you're dealing with a Nazi. Run them out on a rail.
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TAKABAAAAAAAA!!!!!
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Fanart of the funniest sorcerer that has ever lived
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Daniel Warren Johnson continues to be the GOAT.
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Colored by THE colorist, Mike Spicer.
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Silly Lindel from @atomickingboo.bsky.social
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Maid Lindel is here to serve you, master! ππ€β¨
Commission for @alfredofroylan.bsky.social
#nsfw #oc #originalcharacter #goth #maid
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Delsin Rowe
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βΌοΈA German hacker known as "Martha Root" dressed as a pink Power Ranger and deleted a white supremacist dating website live onstage
This happened during the recent CCC conference.
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Disco Elysium fanart
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Blast of with Nuka-Cola BLAST! out there in the wasteland!
Blast off down below!
#Fallout #Falloutmemes
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I just rewatched Black Dynamite and had to draw the beautiful Honeybee π
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Yeeeeaaah⦠I always end up forgetting to do that lmao
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and then you go back that video after find nothing lmao
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Zero Suit Samus
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BOOM!!! ANOTHER ONE!
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here is the fixed grammar version
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Soon the chains will be broken dear comrade, you must keep finding hope
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A finished commission for @theeaglewithnoname.bsky.social with characters from meet and fuck games
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#Art #OC #CrownlessRealm
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Empa!
Love seeing little imp characters on my feed lol.
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