@mrsf5.bsky.social
Texsippian, ally, 1/5, she/her. And you can tell Rolling Stone that my last words were…
LCD Soundsystem at the Bomb Factory in Dallas, Texas: April 27, 2025
Will every concert I have the good fortune to see for the rest of my life remind me of Chris Penn?
I’m guessing yes. Gratefully.
I want a jet ready to rush Cory Booker to South Carolina once he has broken the record so he can drop a microphone on Strom Thurmond's grave.
01.04.2025 22:52 — 👍 4250 🔁 516 💬 91 📌 41I may live in Texas, but today @booker.senate.gov is my Senator. Today I feel truly represented.
My incredible gratitude to, awe of, and respect for you, Senator. 💙
#goodtrouble
An untidy but happy stack of signed records from the Wonder Women of Country, Brennen Leigh, Kelly Willis, and Melissa Carper.
Dustin’ off the old bsky to boast that we got to see @kellywillis.bsky.social, Melissa Carper, and @brennenleigh.bsky.social at the Kessler tonight. xo
07.03.2025 05:11 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The twitter exodus just got real. Welcome to bluesky, mama loca!
20.11.2024 03:29 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0WHY did i just now see this? I need a bsky tutorial. But HI and LOVE YOU!
20.11.2024 03:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0“I think I have outrage fatigue,” says mr. f5.
Not me. I’m keeping my rage at a low but rock-steady simmer.
Had a few close calls over the last few days, but:
YAY the boob biopsies were benign 🙌
YAY the big dog lightly injured but did not mortally wound the ween 🙌
and
YAY mr. f5 neither threw nor received punches at the Elvis Costello show last night 🙌
Yay yay yayyyyyyyyy
Heyyyyyy from North Dallas!!
12.12.2023 18:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0(It’s actually the girl twin’s. But apple, tree.)
25.11.2023 04:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
From the backseat of the car, I see Josey Records’ sign glowing in the side mirror.
The only irl black friday shopping I’ve ever done has been at record stores.
25.11.2023 03:39 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
It’s a close race, but my favorite meal of 2023 may have to be: paper-sheathed corndog while watching The National.
Inelegant yet sophisticated, with notes of sad dad, accompanied by Makers in a plastic cup. (And mr. f5, who took the pic.)
Will never understand how mr. f5 and i can stand RIGHT BESIDE EACH OTHER with generally similar iphones, but his pictures make mine look like i smeared my camera lens with boogers or something.
25.09.2023 03:35 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Shelter from the storm (with a kickass soundtrack, thanks to Alfie Jurvanen [aka Bahamas]).
25.09.2023 03:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I like blurts. But skeets it is! Skeetin’ skeets. Skeeters. Got it.
21.09.2023 01:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The profile pic is me, hungover and cranky in Vicksburg, Mississippi, the day after high-school graduation. The mood seemed apt, so here we are. Lessdothisshit.
[immediately dozes off on couch]
OMG FIRST BLURT! (or whatever we’re calling tweets over here.)
21.09.2023 00:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0@problematicotter.bsky.social YAY
21.09.2023 00:02 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
