@emokohelet.bsky.social
Previously famed scriptural exegete
Heeheehoo
14.11.2025 01:57 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i mean this romantically as much as i mean sexually, i don't really believe in love at first sight, i do believe in slow burns
14.11.2025 00:18 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i'm not asexual but i feel like i can only accept desire from people who i think have largely understood me, it feels weird to be wanted but not seen
14.11.2025 00:15 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0i have a body but that's like secondary to what's really important
14.11.2025 00:08 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i get zero sexual attention and sometimes i think to myself that i want even less than that
14.11.2025 00:03 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0signing off my letters with "smaller laura" for when i am the smaller laura
13.11.2025 23:58 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0mysterious....
13.11.2025 23:56 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0someone put a little fire in your veins
13.11.2025 23:28 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0va! va! va!
13.11.2025 23:04 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I have about 3 dreams every night about being unable to get back home as a recluse, and then I wake up and I'm like "oh yeah"
13.11.2025 22:42 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My smaller laura and it's lore implications
13.11.2025 22:41 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Jean Cocteau's beast is like "how can you love a beast" and it's the cutest guy you've ever seen
13.11.2025 22:16 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i'm blocking you too
13.11.2025 21:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Milo stadium tour in Brazil summer 2026, be ready
13.11.2025 20:54 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I don't get people who listen to music during sex. How do you resist the urge to play air guitar in the middle of the act?
13.11.2025 20:30 β π 9 π 2 π¬ 2 π 0Shout-out to the minor threat yellow album
13.11.2025 20:13 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Starting a hardcore band, our first song is called "I love my straight edge chungus life"
13.11.2025 20:07 β π 8 π 4 π¬ 1 π 0You're welcome, looking forward to seeing more shame in your life choices!!!
13.11.2025 19:58 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Sometimes somebody says something crazy and you gotta hit them with the live Milo reaction
13.11.2025 19:57 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0I'm a genie with the coolest sunglasses
13.11.2025 04:55 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0if i was a benevolent spirit trapped in a mason jar in your kitchen, would you even open the jar to let me out?
13.11.2025 04:38 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0reviewing a comedy: seeing this in theaters was like 9/11 for my bladder
13.11.2025 02:11 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0feeling the desire to ugly cry again after being reminded of the ending to middlemarch
13.11.2025 01:54 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yea :(
12.11.2025 19:17 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It actually makes me so sad, he's like the biggest wife guy, it's incomprehensible to me
12.11.2025 19:14 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Sex is good but have you ever sat down next to someone and listened to their favorite album with them
12.11.2025 19:00 β π 4 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0i have impostor syndrome? no, i said that i feel like a frog
12.11.2025 04:46 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0don't call yourself a david lynch fan until you've watched the entirety of the cleveland show
12.11.2025 02:30 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You can get a little slutty, foxy grandpa
12.11.2025 00:41 β π 4 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0little known trick for consuming audiobooks quicker: use your inner monologue as the narrator!!!
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