The Mad Scientist Sommelier

Funny...they don't LOOK Juicish.

Or the reconstruction amendments after the Civil War. Or the progressive amendments providing women and minorities the right to vote. Or that pesky little 25th amendment about the mental incapacitation of the president.

Yep! A true patriot who treasures the Constitution! Except for the part about free speech. Or the separation of church and state.

Ew.

Nutrasweet I think. It was developed by G.D.Searle under the leadership of Donnie Rumsfeld and his friends at Halliburton, and weaponized and fast tracked into regular usage in everything from sodas to breakfast cereals, dumbing down the population.

OMG! They found a cluster!

Yeah, that's kindof grounds for termination for a president. Sadly, President Vance would pardon him.

Did the Blackhawk use Starlink? Asking for a friend.

The buck stops where?

The 45th Element

#zorg #fifthelement #FelonInChief

Oh, I was thinking California might join.

Any chance he can do Hinkley?

Heroin? I thought that was cocaine! All those years in the honors program and college bowl team wasted! I could have had my doctorate in quantum mechanics by now!

Because an explosive rocket launch isn’t stimulating enough. The apple doesn’t fall far from the decrepit rotting tree with lethal yellowing disease.

Oddly enough, Willie Geist will also remove his mask revealing himself to be the other one.

Oh, don't STOP watching it. They're up to something. He'll get comfortable with them, make an appearance, and Stormy, E. Jean Carroll, and Ivana (who faked her death) will walk out and surround him on the couch. Then Mika will rip off her mask revealing herself to be one of the pee-tape escorts.

Oh, lovely. Eggs jumped a dollar a dozen at Aldi just this week.

"Brilliant, but shunned by his peers for being bent on Swirled Domination."