Eggplant Punk

I am, alas, but am on the mend.

I have decided that the way NyQyil and DayQuil work is that the taste is so vile your immune system kicks into a heretofore unknown gear to prevent your body from having to drink it again.

It's important to stand by your receiver until the sound starts on the record so you can adjust the volume before settling in. Sometimes it's too loud, which is bad, and sometimes it's not loud enough, which is far worse.

I Care by eggplantpunk Let everyone know your conservative bona fides!

And another one. Need a gift for the conservative in your life?

Ludeceus by eggplantpunk A true healthcare champion.

New shirt.

It just hit me that some day, someone's doctoral dissertation and/or career-making journal paper is going to be an investigation into why everyone bought all the toilet paper they could find when COVID hit.

This headline also works if you pronounce "far-out" like a hippie.

YouTube video by 꽃놀이 LCD Soundsystem - Losing My Edge

It was Elvis Costello who sang "I want to bite the hand that feeds me," but it was LCD Soundsystem who left nothing but a bloody stump.

People who tell me that I must've heard xyz song because "it's everywhere" are seriously overestimating how much I go out on public.

If I had a buck for every record I've bought that has "for promotional purposes only- not for sale" stamped or stickered on it, I'd have enough money to buy a bunch more records with "for promotional purposes only- not for sale" stamped or stickered on them.

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Is it a bad sign that I came across this song four days before the new year?

YouTube video by Gamblor Propane Genesis Evangelion - King of the Hill Anime OP

This is perfect.

I really want to know how the redditors answered that one.

This made me genuinely laugh out loud.

You convinced me all right. Following.

Sauce Boss- Sky Blues (Burning Disk): The Listen I cannot tell a lie (no really, I'm a G-d awful liar): I was essentially expecting Blues Hammer. Sauce Boss won't change your life, but he's a hell of a lot better than that.For one thing, he's got r...

New blog post up!

Oh good, Harris is going to run for president again. What a marvelous idea that is.

If Bluesky had emoji reactions, you'd be getting a gasp for this.

Thou Shalt Not Declare War To Distract From The Epstein Files It's beginning to look like a war on Christmas…

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Every other guest star when you watch #veronicamars in 2025.

Charles Mingus

If you've never read the Uncyclopedia article on Mingus, you're in for a treat.

Various people have mentioned how Trump matches up with descriptions of the antichrist. Have we considered the possibility that Armageddon happened and we didn't notice because no one got raptured? That Jesus came back, looked around, and said "The hell with all of you. Literally."

I've become so conditioned by our Echo Dot that other day I almost asked Alexa how much time was left on the rice cooker. If she had answered, I would've smashed every electronic device in the house.

No, really.

#jazz
#jarrett
#keithjarrett
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. . .what?

“somebody said to me ‘Alina, would you rather be smart or pretty?’ and I said ‘oh easy, pretty. I can fake being smart’.”

Holy shit. Somehow I'd missed that one. That should be the official motto of this administration.

I've got originals of Multiple and the Byrd record, although the latter's not in the best shape. The reissue might be worth a look.