Eggplant Punk

Various people have mentioned how Trump matches up with descriptions of the antichrist. Have we considered the possibility that Armageddon happened and we didn't notice because no one got raptured? That Jesus came back, looked around, and said "The hell with all of you. Literally."

I've become so conditioned by our Echo Dot that other day I almost asked Alexa how much time was left on the rice cooker. If she had answered, I would've smashed every electronic device in the house.

No, really.

#jazz
#jarrett
#keithjarrett
#outdatedmemeformatcauseimold

. . .what?

“somebody said to me ‘Alina, would you rather be smart or pretty?’ and I said ‘oh easy, pretty. I can fake being smart’.”

Holy shit. Somehow I'd missed that one. That should be the official motto of this administration.

I've got originals of Multiple and the Byrd record, although the latter's not in the best shape. The reissue might be worth a look.

Sauce Boss- Sky Blues (Burning Disk): The Guess First things first: no, I did not pay ten bucks for this. I don't know what that number means, but it was most certainly not the price.Now that that's established, what's on the front cover that's ac...

New blog post is up.

I was definitely not expecting that.

YouTube video by Grateful Dead - Topic Born Cross-Eyed (2013 Remaster)

Born Cross-Eyed would've fit right in on Nuggets.
#gratefuldead
#primaldead
#babydead

I was saying boo-solnaro.

Everything about this project is a heaping pile of crap.

This guy understands the moment.

“If ICE agents use unlawful force in this city, my officers must intervene. And if they don’t, they could lose their jobs.”

Minneapolis Police Chief Brian O’Hara

I just used the word "Allah" in a work email, so pour one out for the NSA analyst who's going to die of boredom monitoring that account.

😮

It's that time again.

"let’s have a look at the women who are the four skateboards of the nutpocalypse." Dude, I laughed out loud. Thank you for this sentence.

Yes, but think of the entertainment value of watching that gang of dipshits try to elect a new speaker. Imagine yourself clutching the betting slip in your sweaty hand, saying "not yet, not yet, one more round. . ." having wagered that it'll take them even more than 15 attempts this time.

The Dead Kennedys said it best: "Phyllus Schlafly--fuck you." Sometimes you don't need to be clever.

G-d I miss ToTD. Legit one of my all time favorite writers. Thanks for reminding me about the book.

That's a joint in Chick's mouth, yes?

And on top of that, those wussy deleted the post.

Can anyone tell me if Cecil Taylor's name is pronounced Cecil or Cecil?
#ceciltaylor
#jazz
#freejazz
#motherfuckigiantofthepiano

I miss living in that city. Glad to find out from your tour dates that Normal's is still going, it would be so great to see you play there.

My mom did. 'Course, she was from Brooklyn.

Depends. How much wine have they had?

BERMAN: Would it be legal for police in Arkansas to kill suspected drug dealers on a boat in a lake?

TOM COTTON: The premise of your question is not well-founded


BERMAN: The answer is no. It would not be legal to kill them.

If your phone blows up on Bandcamp Friday, you might be a record nerd.

YouTube video by AliceInChainsVEVO Alice In Chains - The Nona Tapes (Official Documentary)

"You can't prove that."
#aliceinchains