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A seriously corrupt fascist court of criminals

It may sound radical, but if one guy has so much wealth and power that he can use the large newspaper he owns to publicly threaten to ruin a service we all rely on, presumably as a bargaining tactic to get lower rates, we probably need to tax that guy until he can't do that anymore.

I hate it when people misuse the word “decimate” and one tenth of me will die on this hill

Trump has never once in his life extemporaneously used the phrase "western civilization." He was once asked about western liberalism and thought they were talking about California Democrats. One of the more blatant tells for a Miller-written screed.

Spike antagonizing Buffy and suggesting more sex

Spuffy making out

Spike not having the first clue of when to shut up

Spike and Buffy juxtaposed with lines from the shooting script. "You never had it so good as me. Never." Buffy takes this in, shaken. It's true.

It might be Thanksgiving in the US, but the rest of the world? It's Wrecked's 24th birthday.

In which network censors were challenged beyond belief.

And we learned that Spike, canonically, is the best sex Buffy ever had.

Happy 24 years of Spuffy's first morning after!

Please stop using language that suggests that people with criminal records are appropriate targets for this administration's violence. One in three adults has a criminal record. Stop playing sacrifice games with fascists. Stop surrendering entire categories of people in your own mind.

Would a blowjob from Donald Trump count as anal?

The Patriotic Blonde on Twitter writes: "People are posting this all over social media. What a sad end to something we all worked so hard for. I never thought it would end this way." Attached are four photos of people burning their MAGA hats.

please don't do this. MAGA hats are made from an acrylic blend, which will release toxic chemicals when set on fire, potentially harming you and downwind woodland creatures

sometimes being an atheist really sucks bc i want so many people to burn in hell

From: Sent: To: Subject: H <hrod17@clintonemail.com> Friday, August 28, 2009 4:39 PM verveerms@state.gov' Noori Ali Do you recall Noori Ali(?), the ten year. old Yemeni girl who got herself divorced? I met her at the Glamour awards last year. There was a CNN story last few days about how unhappy she is, still living at home, not attending school and quite angry that her life is not better. Is there any way we can help her? Could we get her to the US for counselling and education?

Meanwhile, here's an example of the horrendous things found in Hillary Clinton's emails—the only story worth covering for any serious news outlet in 2016, apparently.

This email is also regarding a child who suffered abuse from a grown man.

a “Space Force”, if you will

You just know that “Did Women Ruin the Workplace?” bit would have done NUMBERS in this little clique

Department of War implies the existence of Department of huh, yeah what is it good for

This is Rudy. He carried out the perfect heist by remembering the four S's: sleep, sneak, steal, skedaddle. 14/10 (TT: rudyrudyroo)

Great idea!!

I see the “technically it’s ephebophelia” crowd is out today, so just a reminder that A) this is NOT a case where technically correct is the best kind of correct and B) the minute you say this, the gods dump you in the “irredeemable creeper” basket and wash their hands thoroughly after touching you.

I'm in a debate with a copyeditor about the correct word for a group of vampires. Yes, we are publishing a serious scholarly text here.

If we have to become an authoritarian state, can we at least get eco-cities, bullet trains, and renewable energy?

I loved the movie OPPENHEIMER about the race to build that world-changing negotiation.

Spike aka William the Bloody (James Marsters)
Buffy the Vampire Slayer

give me an acre of land & i’ll let you see my bare ankles

Elon Musk pretending he was at a party saying Overheard at a party, "If your gf is a 10, she's an asset" 02:39 • 16/8/25 • 3,9M Views 5,2K t7 2,6K • 26K 1,5K Most relevant replies v Elon Musk @elonmusk • 3h "Asset" here means "intelligence asset" 468 t7 265 2,3K Elon Musk @elonmusk • 3h Meant to say "if your gf is a 10, you're an asset" , as in intelligence agency asset 839 17 375 3,5K Ill 626K

Explain it once more and it will become so funny

Sunrise with levels of clouds you have to climb to save your lady

Donkey Kong screen with levels of girders you have to climb to save your lady

They call this a Donkey Kong sunrise

Like a well oiled machine

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if you want to make actionable threats please make them in a reply so the lawyers have to read my jokes in court

We can't talk about what's going on without talking about the deplorable state of law enforcement in this country and Democrats can't do that until they discard reflexive rhetoric like "Of course we have to respect the police." No we don't! Not when they act like this! And you should say it!

never misses

How brainless slime molds redefine intelligence - Nature Single-celled amoebae can remember, make decisions and anticipate change, urging scientists to rethink intelligent behavior.

Slime molds exhibit intelligence, so not surprising. www.nature.com/articles/nat...

mold is starting to strategically target rightwingers