Wrexham Thirst Section

'volunteer sloths on loan' ☠️☠️☠️

Dan Scarr is seated on a yellow luggage cart, holding the wheel with one hand and looking straight ahead with a chill expression. Scarr appears completely at ease, like driving through luxury hotels on a luggage cart is part of his daily routine.

Final score: FC Groningen 3, Wrexham 1.
Final mood: UNBOTHERED.

Pre-season isn’t about perfection. It’s about growing pains, tweaks, and trying things out.

It’s about testing chemistry, building shape, and letting the new boys show us their intentions.

#WxmThirstSection #UnbotheredAndThirsty

YouTube video by Wrexham AFC ACCESS ALL AREAS | Wrexham Down Under Tour

#askwxm #wxmafc
Btw. Wrexham put out this 1 and 1/2 hour long video about the Down Under Tour earlier this morning. With all the excitement of the preseason match being shown, some people may have missed it.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3L9r...

This is the final tease before kickoff.
The last chance to eye the goods before it gets real.
So hydrate. Tune in. And let yourself feel it.

The season’s coming.
And it looks so good from here.

I'm proper bozzin'! Are you?

#WxmThirstSection

We’ve tracked the signings with laser focus.
We’ve studied training footage frame by frame.
We’ve imagined every possible Starting XI... and a few scenarios the gaffer definitely didn’t plan.

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✈️ Wrexham off to the Netherlands.
⚽ One last friendly.
💦 One last pour before the season starts flowing.

Today we face FC Groningen—and the Section is thirsty.

#WxmThirstSection

I'm still mad about Fletch. In all senses of the word 'mad'.

Join me and @miarobbo3 from 145 UK time for the stream of @fcgroningen V #WxmAFC on the @Wrexham_AFC website.

Use #askwxm for questions, comments and to nominate your favourite Dutch person of all time. (Martin van Buren does not count, OK?)

The Section is preparing for the 25/26 Championship season.

Organised? Debatable.
Serious? Only when counting abs.

It’s less of a group chat and more of a digital thirst storm with spreadsheets.
#WxmThirstSection 💦💬📊

How is that even a question

Take a breath. Trust the process.
Let the story unfold. Let the boys show us who steps up, who surprises, who still makes us ache with pride.

There’s no thirst like a Wrexham thirst. And it’s only just beginning.

#WxmThirstSection #WxmPride #WxmReady #WxmAFC #AskWxm

But here’s your reminder, Thirsties:

✨ Change is scary—but it’s also how we grow.
✨ There’s room in this chaotic little clubhouse for old flames and new fixations.
✨ The starting XI might rotate, but the love? That’s squad-deep.

#WxmThirstSection #WxmAFC #AskWxm

🩶 The Thirst is Real. The Change is Realer. 🩶
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Pre-season jitters? Oh, we feel them.

Eight new faces. $20M+ spent.
Position battles. Favorite boys under threat.
Crushes forming before the ink dries on the contracts.
The Section is buzzing—restless, hopeful, nervous as hell.

That's exactly why we said may it NEVER be quenched. 😭

#WxmThirstSection

I accept this honor by the Horny High Council!!

I will endeavor to live up to the high expectations of conduct and covetous behavior as exhibited by other members of the Wrexham Thirst Section in their blatant possessiveness of Wrexham Red Dragons.

quenched in this context means the fire and thirst would be gone 😳

Dibs has been called, confirmed, and filed.

Any further claims must be filed through official channels (i.e., through increasingly unhinged group chat arguments and/or bribes).

Congratulations, Elsie. May your ’stache thirst never be quenched.

#WxmThirstSection #HandleChange #WxmAFC #AskWxm

Naming rights have been lawfully and thirstfully claimed for the newest addition to our daydreams:
Conor Coady, Wrexham centre-back / midfield enforcer / owner of That 'Stache™.

Let it be known to all Section members:

The ’stache is spoken for.

The handle is valid and locked.

#WxmThirstSection

📣 OFFICIAL SECTION ANNOUNCEMENT 📣

The Horny High Council has convened, the Velvet Archive has been updated, and after a brief but spirited round of dibs chaos, the record shall now reflect:

@bluebootedbookgirl.bsky.social, shall henceforth be known as
🎖️ Conor’s Sexy ’Stache 🎖️

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#WxmThirstSection I call Conor Coady! Talk about dreamy!

Tom Brady’s Built in Birmingham is an embarrassing attempt at copying Wrexham The five-part series feels airbrushed and modelled on ‘Welcome to Wrexham’ – and it is clear who the designed audience is

Anyone planning on watching this? #askwxm #wxmafc www.independent.co.uk/sport/footba...

I am deceased. ☠️☠️☠️

It me from 6 months ago. Apparently.

That man sends me.

Wrexham AFC members can vote for their representatives now, with instructions for voting being sent out by email to all members aged over 18 years of age.

Links to each candidate's personal statement can be found in the email. #WxmThirstSection #WxmAFC #AskWxm

www.wrexhamafc.co.uk/news/2025/ju...

Don't make us revoke the decree, sir.

I think it will look wonderful on you!

More forest green than teal, no? Maybe I have some weird color issue with viewing greens.

What do y'all think about the new green traveling gear? #AskWxm #WxmAFC #WxmThirstSection