ElBonko

Good morning, Klaus on Netflix is a perfect Christmas movie and everyone should watch it

Trying to curate my Bluesky feed to be free of IU basketball. Since all it does is make me sad.

Forgot how much losing sucks

#iuwbb are in the Bahamas and it looks awesome

I want that hoodie

Every account on how to make a Christmas cocktail:

Take a drink you like.

Ok.

Got one?

Yeah, a margarita.

Cool. Add cranberry juice to it.

Done.

Now it’s a Christmas drink!

To all the people pretending like they used to not be able to say Merry Christmas:

Shut the fuck up

All 16 SEC teams bout to have hypothetical wins over Ohio state after IU beats em on Saturday

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The receipts I pull out on Saturday if the Hoosiers win:

Feels like everyone else in the B1G is playing twice as many games as iubb

Schools so broke they can’t afford MAC and sun belt transfers

IU could also beat the Ohio State Buckeyes 3 decades from now. Who is to say? Bluesky, set a reminder.

FWIW I don’t think there’s any conspiracy w SEC shills shitting on IU’s schedule recently. It’s easy engagement and they’re not clever enough to come up w something better.

Still chuckling about how IU “bought a football team”

So many people are so mad about IU football and I am having a great time

Getting a lot of Hubble telescope pics on my Bluesky feed and I gotta say I ain’t mad at it

In three days the Indiana Hoosier football team will beat the Ohio State Buckeyes

Hey that made things easy. Also would love to be added

I’m afraid if ppl see me talking shit about the SEC they’ll think I’m pro B1G.

I am not pro B1G. Everyone in the B1G besides IU is trash. Unless I need them to be good to fit my narrative. But really they’re trash.

Good morning to everyone especially the 10-0 Indiana Hoosiers