Why do we call everything runs?
Coffee run, beer run, quick run?
Most of time there’s rarely running involved. Let’s just call them walks.
I’m going on a coffee walk and I’ll be back when I’m back.
A run implies that you’re doing it quickly or like actually running. But walking is better
Welcome to everyone who hates twitter
02.07.2023 07:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The older I get the younger I want to be
30.05.2023 23:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The older I get the more alone I want to be
30.05.2023 22:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Do you see this skeet?
If so like it, if not, scroll kthx bai ✌🏾
I found the giant Home Depot skeleton in the mission 💀
29.05.2023 17:49 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Taking a break from other social networks except this one for a bit
Let’s see how the social experiment goes
Meet up tonight lfggggg
27.05.2023 22:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A new social experiment for news
Lmk if you like
Instagram is down so here I am ✌🏾
21.05.2023 22:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Call me old fashioned but I love using memes in groups where I know no one knows them
People either call me gen z or they ask me to explain it
And idk if it’s just me but having to explain memes is hilarious to me
this is amazing, i'm not ready for it?...
18.05.2023 23:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Fake friends follow on Twitter
Better friends follow on BlueSky
Real friends follow in real life
Sometimes I wonder what the point of it all is
17.05.2023 22:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That time of morning where I have random song lyrics in my head but no idea what song they’re from
17.05.2023 12:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I should show a knee slapper
17.05.2023 12:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
5 followers from 100, so here’s my viral tweet
Life isn’t about who’s following you, it’s about who you follow
Thank you for being part of the journey to 100
17.05.2023 05:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I’m so close to 100 followers here, who wants to follow me back so I can hit hugely important and not at all pointless milestone??
16.05.2023 06:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0What are you currently learning?
16.05.2023 06:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Me: sends tweet, 0 likes
Also me: skeets, 7 likes
Skeeting > tweeting
Skeet skeet post Malone
15.05.2023 17:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We here, time to get it
15.05.2023 06:17 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Crazy how the bare minimum has shifted into a secret
15.05.2023 06:17 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0This is the funniest untrue true skeet I’ve ever seen
15.05.2023 06:16 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Idk if it’s unacceptable but I kinda believe that we’ve already invented teleportation but it’s being with held because of Big Airlines
14.05.2023 19:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Thank you for sharing, your mom sounds awesome
14.05.2023 16:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
My mom moved halfway around the world to be with a guy she barely knew
She gave up her career to move to the states and raise kids. Being in a new country, having an accent, her own health problems was HARD.
But now 30 years later, I’m so grateful for her & proud to call her my mother. ❤️
It’s crazy how cruelty bad, postivity good has become a contrarian take
13.05.2023 18:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Or if you’re Mr beast, bringing houses to a house party
13.05.2023 18:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0