Shardul

Why do we call everything runs?

Coffee run, beer run, quick run?

Most of time there’s rarely running involved. Let’s just call them walks.

I’m going on a coffee walk and I’ll be back when I’m back.

A run implies that you’re doing it quickly or like actually running. But walking is better

Welcome to everyone who hates twitter

The older I get the younger I want to be

The older I get the more alone I want to be

Do you see this skeet?

If so like it, if not, scroll kthx bai ✌🏾

I found the giant Home Depot skeleton in the mission 💀

Taking a break from other social networks except this one for a bit

Let’s see how the social experiment goes

Meet up tonight lfggggg

A new social experiment for news

Lmk if you like

Instagram is down so here I am ✌🏾

Call me old fashioned but I love using memes in groups where I know no one knows them

People either call me gen z or they ask me to explain it

And idk if it’s just me but having to explain memes is hilarious to me

this is amazing, i'm not ready for it?...

Fake friends follow on Twitter
Better friends follow on BlueSky
Real friends follow in real life

Sometimes I wonder what the point of it all is

That time of morning where I have random song lyrics in my head but no idea what song they’re from

I should show a knee slapper

5 followers from 100, so here’s my viral tweet

Life isn’t about who’s following you, it’s about who you follow

Thank you for being part of the journey to 100

I’m so close to 100 followers here, who wants to follow me back so I can hit hugely important and not at all pointless milestone??

What are you currently learning?

Me: sends tweet, 0 likes

Also me: skeets, 7 likes

Skeeting > tweeting

Skeet skeet post Malone

We here, time to get it

Crazy how the bare minimum has shifted into a secret

This is the funniest untrue true skeet I’ve ever seen

Idk if it’s unacceptable but I kinda believe that we’ve already invented teleportation but it’s being with held because of Big Airlines

Thank you for sharing, your mom sounds awesome

My mom moved halfway around the world to be with a guy she barely knew

She gave up her career to move to the states and raise kids. Being in a new country, having an accent, her own health problems was HARD.

But now 30 years later, I’m so grateful for her & proud to call her my mother. ❤️

It’s crazy how cruelty bad, postivity good has become a contrarian take

Or if you’re Mr beast, bringing houses to a house party