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Burlesque performer; Emcee; Toy collector; beard guy; bi guy; polyamorous; Marvel Zombie since I learned to read I’m JohnnyCaligula on most other online places

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Happy Thanksgiving all!

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The real reason for the season: Goku

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Brazil's former President Jair Bolsonaro must begin serving his 27-year prison sentence for plotting an attempted coup, Supreme Court Justice Alexandre de Moraes has ruled. https://cnn.it/4p1dgDV

25.11.2025 19:45 — 👍 944    🔁 211    💬 122    📌 157

Trump is rapidly approaching his version of the end of Dubya’s second term in terms of abject failure

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evergreen

22.11.2025 17:20 — 👍 10462    🔁 3846    💬 31    📌 63

OpenAI recently did their first advertising for ChatGPT. Other than some on-screen text, it was filmed with real actors, real crew, even on real 35mm film. No Sora, no prompting, no generated images, even.

Think about that for a minute.

22.11.2025 19:03 — 👍 39    🔁 7    💬 4    📌 0
Donald Trump looking the happiest I’ve ever seen him talking to Mamdani, with a Reagan portrait hanging in the wall behind them

Donald Trump looking the happiest I’ve ever seen him talking to Mamdani, with a Reagan portrait hanging in the wall behind them

Crying at Ronald Reagan bearing silent witness

22.11.2025 00:04 — 👍 5436    🔁 613    💬 70    📌 48

They are literally firing all the judges they think might grant relief. They just fired a friend of mine a couple hours ago. They have no shame. The bastards want an assembly line for deportations and nothing more; rubber-stamping bootlickers who’ll yes’sir at every new diktat to deny.

21.11.2025 23:17 — 👍 5620    🔁 2313    💬 98    📌 50
JESUS LOVES
THE
BAD GUYS
NOFARTS
JOKER

JESUS LOVES THE BAD GUYS NOFARTS JOKER

the nofarts Joker is haunting me

21.11.2025 16:33 — 👍 327    🔁 45    💬 20    📌 4
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This is fucking horrifying.

Swastikas and nooses are just “potentially divisive”? Are you kidding me?

20.11.2025 18:36 — 👍 868    🔁 283    💬 36    📌 60
Exclusive
U.S. Coast Guard will no longer classify swastikas, nooses as hate symbols
now

Exclusive U.S. Coast Guard will no longer classify swastikas, nooses as hate symbols now

Sounds about reich

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Sandra Oh and Lupita Nyong’o in TWELTH NIGHT

Sandra Oh and Lupita Nyong’o in TWELTH NIGHT

THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!

The production of TWELTH NIGHT with Lupita Nyong’o, Junior Nyong’o, Peter Dinklage, Sandra Oh, Jesse Tyler Ferguson, and Daphne Rubin-Vega is now on the PBS app!!!!

www.pbs.org/wnet/gperf/t...

15.11.2025 17:21 — 👍 2074    🔁 685    💬 11    📌 95

there was a good post about how every time Nuzzi hears a garbage disposal she thinks "I should call him" and I will continue to think more about that joke than I will about whatever that NYT article says

14.11.2025 21:20 — 👍 739    🔁 100    💬 11    📌 2
Coach MacGurk

Coach MacGurk

“He blew him, Brendan. He blew Bubba and now Putin has a picture of it. Makes sense though. If a guy sucks your dick you have to invite him to your daughter’s wedding, it’s part of the code. The brojob code, Brendan”

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Tom Baker received his MBE on Monday.

(via @radiotimes.bsky.social)

#Whoniverse #DoctorWho #TomBaker #MBE

Images credit: Oliver McNeil - storymasterstales.com

14.11.2025 17:32 — 👍 15    🔁 6    💬 0    📌 1

This would be a particularly good time to take a moment and appreciate real journalism:

14.11.2025 17:41 — 👍 122    🔁 40    💬 1    📌 2

Think of your favorite celebrity, whether they’re an actor, musician, athlete, whatever.

They’re probably pretty well-off, financially. But they are still closer to auctioning off their possessions to cover medical bills than they are to being a billionaire.

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At the same time the NY Times was hyping Hillary Clinton's emails, it had a reporter with emails from Jeffrey Epstein that were highly damaging to Trump.

The more NYT apologists try to minimize this the clearer it becomes that they don't understand why much of the public doesn't trust legacy media.

13.11.2025 17:44 — 👍 13419    🔁 4603    💬 263    📌 265
Don't Buy Starbucks! At any location, today and beyond, while workers are on ULP strike!

Don't Buy Starbucks! At any location, today and beyond, while workers are on ULP strike!

As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.

Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX

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Predictable but still amazing to watch people who spent literally years accusing every librarian, teacher, and trans person they could find of sexually grooming children suddenly throw themselves in with "actually it's ephebophilia"

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👀 Trump lame duck watch

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no see using these photos would be beneath the Times, which would never take material from a dubious source, unless it was, say, hacked documents showing that a guy born in Africa had put 'African-American' on his application form for a university he didn't get into. You know, something important.

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Enten: "Trump is 39 below water on the Epstein case. 39 points in the negative! My goodness gracious. What Trump has been selling on the Epstein files, the Epstein case, the American people have not been buying at all ... less than half of Republicans are buying it. This is his worst issue by far"

13.11.2025 14:21 — 👍 3886    🔁 974    💬 213    📌 188

great point. Dems have a lot more wiggle room on this stuff than the “popularist” people say

13.11.2025 02:56 — 👍 541    🔁 82    💬 5    📌 0
Zoinks, Scoob. I don’t think we’re headed to the batcave after all.
Like, whatever’s about to happen to Shaggy in that van is classified under multiple jurisdictions and Scooby-Doo canon will never speak of it again.

Zoinks, Scoob. I don’t think we’re headed to the batcave after all. Like, whatever’s about to happen to Shaggy in that van is classified under multiple jurisdictions and Scooby-Doo canon will never speak of it again.

Ruh-roh, Raggy. I rink we’re renditioned.

11.11.2025 02:19 — 👍 18    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 2

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