Chris Baker

Ready for 28 days later!

It's definitely not as flat as Maryland either!

My daughter is addicted to the meatballs so we go often. Not trampoline park amounts, but more than a normal person.

I've genuinely never taken the charger for my work MacBook Pro out of the house.

I sometimes hate apple. But they mostly make good shit.

I felt the same when they stopped including the charger, and then the cable and headphones with iPhones.

But as I found boxes that still contained those things untouched in the loft the other day, they were absolutely right!

I'm excited about the high resolution on a tiny thing with a big battery!

It's £10 in Ikea if you don't already have a USB C port with a decent power rating.

Yay the EU!

For me meh. I don't think I've ever plugged anything other than a power supply into my current personal laptop - an ancient macbook air.

I'm actually excited about this. First cool tech for ages imo.

My work MacBook Pro is amazing but it's huge and I don't need the power for personal stuff.

It's just a usb-c port.

I don't need another one.

I always read this word as "defecated".

Seems valid here.

"I lifted half a million children out of poverty"

When was that Keir? Entirely your idea was it? You fully supported it all along yeah?

Then get Doom loaded up with WADs and I'm set.

I'm not even making an SOS out of coconuts. I don't want to be rescued. If anyone comes I'm hiding.

Rollercoaster Tycoon 2 Deluxe (ideally the modded modern version if I'm allowed)
Battle Bull for Gameboy
Medial for Playdate (my favourite puzzle game ever)
Deluxe Doom 3 (includes 1 and 2 and add-ons)
Burnout Paradise

I'm off to La Tasca.

I wanna see it sideways jammed in gaps please.

Hobgoblin Beer advert altered with PS1/N64/Saturn logos to say "What's The Matter Realistic Graphics Boy Afraid you Might Taste Something?" Low Poly Games Embrace The Jank

They've released some eagles tho, so I'm definitely still voting for them as that cancels out all this stuff.

Same as Y2K.
People refusing to update software and running around telling everyone it's just a hoax to control us.

Yup.
Understanding how football is coded is so important to analysis, and I don't see how anyone can really do that without digging into it.

I'd like +2 or 3.
Give me the evening sun.

Couldn't care less about the sun being overhead at noon.

Year round summer time please

😭

This is how I found out. Sucks but yeah, get it.

yeah, sometimes cheaper if solo, but not if 2 or more of you.

It honestly just makes me drive.

I don't think I'm that anxious a person generally, but I'm not taking the chance of getting the ticket wrong and paying a huge fine, or something going wrong and having to buy a new ticket at on the day prices!

Oh the pinwheels after a few minutes in the air fryer are untouchable. best food on the planet.

a man wearing glasses says " yeah yeah but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could Alt: Jeff goldbum from Jurassic park says " yeah yeah but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could they didn't stop to think if they should"

I used to be like this.

I'm not sure what won me over.

Maybe the marmite sausage rolls?
Or the pizza?

Turns out in this case the scientists were bang on.

I'm sorry to say I did a little lol and had to read this to the room.

They both groaned.

Oh that is a neat idea!

I think the creative use of Marmite is probably the finest development on this wretched island in the last decade.

I guess they're right, you really do love or hate it.

Yeah, they sure aren't capitalism fans:

I overhear this so often "I buy everything from Amazon and Temu, but the high street should be full of fantastic shops for the once a year I wander in."

Oh no, a metaphor