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Jimmy Pete

@jimmypete.bsky.social

Comedian, writer, pilot, tinker.

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We have to rely on ADP because govt figures aren't legit.

12.11.2025 07:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Working class MAGA mooches. Billionaire MAGA pays chump change. The middle class gets screwed.

12.11.2025 05:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Arguing for immigration?

12.11.2025 03:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

To be fair, even God is misogynist.

12.11.2025 03:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Would it look anything like what you are enjoying now courtesy of American taxpayers?

12.11.2025 00:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Billionaires should pay per use toll charges for Air Traffic Control but they get their private jets controlled free thanks to American taxpayers

12.11.2025 00:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah the harvest season always brings higher grocery prices πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚

12.11.2025 00:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He doesn't know anything about anything they ask anyway.

11.11.2025 00:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Y'all make a big deal when you cancel WaPo subscriptions when you should cancel Prime instead.

11.11.2025 00:08 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Such a moving tribute from Jeanine Boxofwine.

11.11.2025 00:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

More gaslighting

10.11.2025 18:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He hasn't heard anything about it.

10.11.2025 05:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Who is fake Melania

09.11.2025 08:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You sound just like him.

09.11.2025 08:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I bet those soybean farmers wish they'd put all their seed money into Trump's cryptocurrency instead.

09.11.2025 03:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I wonder if they have to show ID to buy groceries there πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚

08.11.2025 19:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Who is fake Melania?

08.11.2025 09:20 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I took it on as a difficult challenge

08.11.2025 09:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

SLC

08.11.2025 09:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Buyer's Market Alert

08.11.2025 00:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Chase those crazy baldheads out of town!

07.11.2025 23:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Only if you show ID

07.11.2025 23:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He's paying 20x the going rate for the ballroom

07.11.2025 21:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What military leaders hear: "blah blah blah blah..."

07.11.2025 21:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They're hoping to find judges appointed by Satan to starve children.

07.11.2025 21:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you find a tariff propping those price hikes up let me know

07.11.2025 21:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So DOJ is doxxing via court fillings?

07.11.2025 21:12 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah they only care when it hurts them.

07.11.2025 21:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe the boxed beef is tariffed

07.11.2025 21:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He didn't inherit the country

07.11.2025 21:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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