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@dickshorriblemusic.bsky.social

I'm a regular guy who has always wanted to make music. Mostly parodies and original comedy. I don't play any instruments. I didn't study music theory at Julliard. I'm a nerd, a lyricist, and a computer guy. I write lyrics and make music on a computer.

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Money (Remastered)
YouTube video by Mel Blanc - Topic Money (Remastered)

From the Influences and Inspiration files:

02.03.2025 21:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Um, 6/5 ... It took me more than a full week after inauguration day to finish it.

02.03.2025 06:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

5/5 bluebird and threw some vocal filters on it. I'm not fully happy with how it turned out. This one is going to get a re-mix, re-release after I get better. But I worked on this thing all through inauguration weekend and planned to release it on inauguration day ... continued in 6/5

02.03.2025 06:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

4/5 BlueBird XL microphone. I recorded a few versions where I was more faithful to the original style, and I wasn't completely horrified by my vocals. They were okay. But, you know ... I've never been a fan of country music. So I gave the backing track a more Rock N' Roll feel, growled into my

02.03.2025 06:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

3/5 but I'd never really spent the time to really get into mixing tracks. So I downloaded a free midi track and deconstructed it. Then I recreated it in LMMS using more realistic instruments. I changed enough things around so it's more my own thing. For the vocals on this, I've upgraded to a

02.03.2025 06:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

2/5 for performing at that turd's inauguration. I did not want to use a karaoke track for this one. It was important to me that I learn to mix my own music. I'd been playing around with LMMS (Linux MultiMedia Studio) a free DAW (Digital Audio Workstation) for years,

02.03.2025 06:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Because He Cheats by Woody Undercarriage (A Parody of Before He Cheats sung by Carrie Underwood)
YouTube video by Dicks Horrible Music Because He Cheats by Woody Undercarriage (A Parody of Before He Cheats sung by Carrie Underwood)

This is my most recent track. Several musical artists disappointed me by performing at the inauguration. But the first I heard of was Carrie Underwood. So I started working on this. I wanted to hit Trump for being Trump, but I also wanted to hit her (not "hit" physically but verbally excoriate) 1/5

02.03.2025 06:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

2/2 The mix is not great, the vocals are not great. But, again, I learned a lot making this track. I also lost a lot of confidence after I uploaded it and it couldn't get ANY traction. I mean, I wasn't expecting to ACTUALLY go viral. But I thought it might get a couple hundred views. It didn't.

02.03.2025 06:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
I Sanitize Corona
YouTube video by Dicks Horrible Music I Sanitize Corona

This is the first song I uploaded, four years ago. I learned a lot making this song. I wasn't happy with it, but I uploaded it anyway. I made this back in 2020. I used a karaoke track off of Youtube and I recorded the vocals on a Blue Yeti microphone. 1/2

02.03.2025 06:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Dicks Horrible Music Logo
YouTube video by Dicks Horrible Music Dicks Horrible Music Logo

This is the bumper that I made. It features the melody that the theme song will feature when I finish writing it. It's a cheesy, commercial jingle kind of thing. I also just wanted to make this because I love creating animations in Blender.

02.03.2025 06:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And he's also a big, whiney man-baby. Hate that dude so much.

02.03.2025 06:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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