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Rolf the Manager in Charge

@rolfthewhatever.bsky.social

My name is Buck and I'm here to party. He/Him 30 years old.

498 Followers  |  1,173 Following  |  2,188 Posts  |  Joined: 30.08.2023  |  1.9599

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Dunno if I also posted these at any point

These are sketches from @chikoguts.bsky.social with colors and shading from @hiddenpangolin.bsky.social

08.02.2026 22:03 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

(Woody Allen eating a Da Bomb wing on Hot Ones)

WOODY: Boy, that's like dating your first Gentile girl, there's a real sting to it. Wowee, that's hotter than a New York cab in August. Havin' flop sweat like after the Curse of the Jade Scorpion premiere.

SEAN: Was it weird marrying your daughter?

08.02.2026 19:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2039    πŸ” 330    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 2
CoinDesk headline: Odds of Jesus Christ appearing in 2026 double, beating return on bitcoin The Polymarket bet is a reminder that the weirdest corners of crypto are sometimes the only ones going up. By Shaurya Malwa Edited by Sheldon Reback

CoinDesk headline: Odds of Jesus Christ appearing in 2026 double, beating return on bitcoin The Polymarket bet is a reminder that the weirdest corners of crypto are sometimes the only ones going up. By Shaurya Malwa Edited by Sheldon Reback

08.02.2026 21:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1129    πŸ” 171    πŸ’¬ 41    πŸ“Œ 56
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cw: animation, vore, nsfw, digestion, unwilling, burps, sound
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my first 3d animation commission, done for @r0-adic.bsky.social ! A really intense project that i'm SUPER proud of the result for!

07.02.2026 22:46 β€” πŸ‘ 755    πŸ” 140    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 0
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getting your uh..."First?" (sorta) Trunkjob from your friend
release from patreon

08.02.2026 04:04 β€” πŸ‘ 233    πŸ” 50    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It's FOOTBALL SUNDAY

05.10.2025 18:59 β€” πŸ‘ 493    πŸ” 56    πŸ’¬ 30    πŸ“Œ 0

Making absolute crapshoot bets on draft kings with my sacrificial 25 dollar deposit, let's see what happens I gueeeess

08.02.2026 20:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is very Pulsar coded πŸ˜‚

08.02.2026 19:24 β€” πŸ‘ 131    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0
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Pinned against a stone wall by zard ass...

08.02.2026 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 651    πŸ” 131    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Watched a video on Concord today. Feels good knowing that I have better character design skills than a multi billion dollar corporation.

08.02.2026 15:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Ray (gray skunk) cuddling up against an anthro Pumbaa (red warthog) in bed. Ray is half the size of Pumbaa; he is seen plowing Pumbaa’s butt, rubbing a nipple, and close to kissing Pumbaa in the mouth. Pumbaa smiles back as he twists his body to account for his massive balls and hefty build.

Ray (gray skunk) cuddling up against an anthro Pumbaa (red warthog) in bed. Ray is half the size of Pumbaa; he is seen plowing Pumbaa’s butt, rubbing a nipple, and close to kissing Pumbaa in the mouth. Pumbaa smiles back as he twists his body to account for his massive balls and hefty build.

Pumbaa’s Passion
CW: Nudity/Hyper

The dream of huddling close to a childhood crush that suddenly became twice as big and is packing in more ways than one…

Pumbaa packing a dad bod fits that role, and Ray is enjoying every minute~

πŸ–ΌοΈ: @hohohonse.bsky.social
Ray Β© MonochromeMephit
Pumbaa Β© Disney

29.01.2026 17:01 β€” πŸ‘ 68    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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CW VORE

Commission for Pyon112 featuring me and a couple mutual friends :>

08.02.2026 15:41 β€” πŸ‘ 317    πŸ” 71    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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quick teacher tummy ogh

08.02.2026 09:13 β€” πŸ‘ 481    πŸ” 103    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 0
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part of a trade with Hoohdah :)))

07.02.2026 23:46 β€” πŸ‘ 507    πŸ” 97    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

To the driver in Manchester NH who yelled that I'm going to hell: I can't wait, because I'm gonna have so much hot gay sex in hell with all my friends and lovers and it's gonna be great

08.02.2026 05:19 β€” πŸ‘ 115    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 1

That depends on your definition of what a hot body is

But to answer your question Micro Center

08.02.2026 06:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
ross, a muscular anthro lion, shown bent over with his back and ass facing the viewer, tail up in the air.  he's naked and hard, dick swinging under his ass while cum drips out of his asshole and down his balls.  there's text over the scene saying "haha my son just nutted in my ass hashtag incest"

ross, a muscular anthro lion, shown bent over with his back and ass facing the viewer, tail up in the air. he's naked and hard, dick swinging under his ass while cum drips out of his asshole and down his balls. there's text over the scene saying "haha my son just nutted in my ass hashtag incest"

(cw: father-son incest)

and for all the non watersports fans, here's ross showing off his ass after a long fuck session with mal! lions have a huge incest taboo in this setting, so no way they could actually be related, right? 😳

YCH also courtesy of @maverickdraws.bsky.social!

08.02.2026 02:47 β€” πŸ‘ 128    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

ex-LAPD cop who got horny and had an idea

Steve Shubin 🀝 Gene Roddenberry

08.02.2026 00:51 β€” πŸ‘ 118    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
The Fleshlight was designed by Steve Shubin, whose 1997 patent filing for a "device for discreet sperm collection" was- granted in July 1998. Shubin was a linebacker on his college football team, then went to the police academy and worked on the SWAT team in Los Angeles County for about Six years.  "I've killed people before. I've done
everything. I have choked hundreds of people unconscious" he said, calling the police force his favorite job. Dissatisfied with the pay, he then ran
his own power washing company in Los Angeles. In 1995, he filed a patent for a sex doll torso and eventually pivoted to the Fleshlight.

The Fleshlight was designed by Steve Shubin, whose 1997 patent filing for a "device for discreet sperm collection" was- granted in July 1998. Shubin was a linebacker on his college football team, then went to the police academy and worked on the SWAT team in Los Angeles County for about Six years. "I've killed people before. I've done everything. I have choked hundreds of people unconscious" he said, calling the police force his favorite job. Dissatisfied with the pay, he then ran his own power washing company in Los Angeles. In 1995, he filed a patent for a sex doll torso and eventually pivoted to the Fleshlight.

ACAB includes the guy who invented the Fleshlight

08.02.2026 00:45 β€” πŸ‘ 777    πŸ” 186    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 30
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Resistance testing Goldship. πŸ‘βœ¨

08.02.2026 01:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1967    πŸ” 350    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

There'd be a WKUK skit done just for all these.

08.02.2026 03:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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last c🐺mm of the month for @tauributfat.bsky.social
tysm for your interest!

08.02.2026 03:00 β€” πŸ‘ 169    πŸ” 34    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
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stupid fat lil clown and his clever tricks and japes

08.02.2026 02:45 β€” πŸ‘ 874    πŸ” 168    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1
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you wake up and see a mega Charizard devouring ur friend on top of you

07.02.2026 22:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1233    πŸ” 257    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 1

Aw man! Shitty day. RIP to a guy who played guitar in a band that did not sound like a single other band

08.02.2026 01:21 β€” πŸ‘ 989    πŸ” 134    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 3
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Raidon invited Androx to spend some time, gaming night getting more fun now.
Amazing art done by @coffeeboyeart.bsky.social

Androx and Raidon, my OC's

06.02.2026 19:41 β€” πŸ‘ 156    πŸ” 28    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
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whose ass????

08.02.2026 01:03 β€” πŸ‘ 3960    πŸ” 928    πŸ’¬ 43    πŸ“Œ 13
Super Soft Vinyl transformers toys

The box is of Optimus Prime spreading his matrix or whatever idk

Super Soft Vinyl transformers toys The box is of Optimus Prime spreading his matrix or whatever idk

babe wake up new goatse just dropped

07.02.2026 21:36 β€” πŸ‘ 725    πŸ” 293    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0
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Big gym teacher Coyote and professor badger are very fat teachers

Big gym teacher Coyote and professor badger are very fat teachers

CW: F slur

The greatest school romance ever told.

07.02.2026 19:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1283    πŸ” 210    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 1

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