PumpkinGoreCottageWhore

Are you a regular sort, or do you also train your animals to not attack the jumping spiders that mosey on in and stay cuz they keep the flies down better than any trap?? Asking for me. I love my house spiders.

He may look cute, but he's doing that creepy breathing thing phone perverts love to inflict on call center workers. It's rude.

Never thought I'd enjoy the sun this much, but here we are.

Weird babes are afoot, as is tradition.

Goddamnit Beans, stop unlocking secrets to the universe at random. You're a mess after, errtime!!

Two hound dogs playfully tugging on a pizza shaped toy given to the larger dog named Nigel to celebrate his third birthday today. The small dog named Ambrose tried to take the pizza toy because he is dramatic. Poster is encouraging everyone to have pizza to celebrate Nigel's birthday.

Have a birthday slice in honor of Nigel today!! He is 3!! Ambrose wanted the pizza toy to himself because he is drama.

If no one told you today, know that I am very happy you exist.

Nothing I've learned from trauma has been worth unlearning everything I needed to survive that trauma.

My dog is either over my shit, or possessed by DRAMA itself. Both are equally plausible.

Sitting in a throne of fuzzy blankets n squishy pillows flanked by dogs also wrapped in fuzzy blankets is the way. The cats judge until they realize the bed heater is on.

I thought I'd blown me nose enough before leaving the heated hidey hole, but alas.

Frozen booger time.

Upset I can't see the rainbows of crows rn

I'm struggling to keep my creative flow.. flowing. Normally my dreams give me inspiration, but lately my night terrors have been too loud.

I think my cat is pretty happy with his warm dog fren bed..

Today is the first Valhalla Birthday of one of the weirdest motherfuckers to ever grace the planet. It makes sense he was my dad. Join me in the celebration by doing something extremely fuckin strange you normally wouldnt do Get real weird with it And then tell me about it cuz I need serotonin today

Beam of light in snow storm poster calls a Snow Saber

Snow Saber!!!

Fry bread counts as essential oils. Probably. Feels essential to me!

Unhinged. No notes.

I recommend no fewer than 4 copies of any beloved book. A paperback for traveling and lending to friends, an eBook for reading with greasy snack fingers, an audio book so you know how the characters' names are actually pronounced, and a pristine hardcover to be buried with you like a pharaoh

When that destructive itch kicks in, charcoal briquettes explode if you smack em hard enough.

Since we’re talking about how much billionaires suck again, here’s a reminder that your local indie bookstore deserves your business this holiday season. They have gift cards and are happy to mail stuff out. Same goes for @bookshop-org.bsky.social. Buy books. Give books. Support bookstores.

If I make enchiladas made of street tacos, have I gone too far or not far enough?? Asking for myself, it is very need to know.

Human beans are neat

Have you like .. been able to breathe outta both nose holes?? At once?? Like your whole life?? Cuz I just got to experience that for the first time in my entire human life... And it's so weird. I can't stop deep breathing. Weirdest injury causing a bigger fix ever..

Just a ghoul obsessed with Butcher Babies rn. Metals guitars ams good.

Cloud shaped proof ball made of orange and chaos also known as a cat

A wild Marmalade Menace has appeared!!

I am your DM meow, and I'm gonna need a constitution check from y'all.

There is mustard in my eggs, and I don't know how to feel about this.

Okay, but what if

Cheese 🧀

Nature is so weird. So trees just winter evict their leaves cuz they are too clingy (and could kill the tree so fair) and use their corpses as nourishment?? Metal.