It's funny how you can read one thing, but hear something else entirely.

‘Dad, where’s the spare bedding gone?’

Christ all fucking mighty.

I know this is uncomfortable to admit, but there is a small area in England's second city where people are just not integrated with the rest of society. Many of them hold views that arguably go against British values.

Yes, we need to talk about the Tory conference in Manchester.

We sit back and allow London and Birmingham thrash it out between themselves 🤝

What’s odd is he said the UK loves ‘the common law’ towards the end of his speech. So does he like judges decisions or not? (Or just doesn’t like the ones to do with non-white skinned people…)

In any normal advanced country racist comments about not seeing white faces would spell the end of a politicians career. It’s absolutely mental what’s become acceptable these days.

God yeah, I remember that being referenced like a good few weeks later too on comms or something. It was the wrong decision yes, but the reaction was absolutely mental.

Love how much we’ve been starved of competent goalkeeping 😂 #mufc

As much as a don’t like Chelsea I’d be well up for jumping about to Madness after a last minute winner tbf 😂

I’m also just bitter than United couldn’t barely muster many chances against Big Ange’s Spurs team, never mind score against them, in a EUROPEAN FINAL. Mad!

Would genuinely love it if Forest go down the pan. It would be absolutely everything that prick Marinakis deserves.

If this is true, it’s worrying either way. Even if Amorim does end up working out, SJR is not a football expert. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Awful news. And whilst it’s not the main story of course, there are some incredible emergency response times being reported here.

Weird one with #MUFC TO. £30 came out of my account & refunded same day as LFC away ballot. Then got an email saying I was unsuccessful. Asked TO why the £30 in/out happened & they say today I was actually successful in ballot but payment failed. All details up to date & never had issues before 🤷🏻‍♂️

I can not express enough just how much this ideas needs to absolutely be put in the deepest fucking bin in the universe. Whoever first had the idea to trial it should be in The Hague immediately.

Not into golf but very happy that Donald Trump will be very unhappy.

My issue with this is how low do you let the standards drop in the meantime? It’s #mufc ffs. No one sane is expecting him to challenge for big trophies but Christ - the results should not be allowed to be this consistently bad, even if it’s accepted it’s a transition.

Yep. I want it to work. He’s had a half season, a summer, and now more rest and prep time between games so far to improve them. Some stats kind of going the right way but City and today show repeating problems. Can’t be letting standards and results be this consistently bad at #mufc

Thickest team in the entire world.

this is an extraordinary canary in the coal mine

Weirdly I think get under appreciated here. More than just a goalscorer too - always thought his passing is massively underrated. Such a brilliant player.

I’m not really bothered about the intro of ID cards. They could streamline access to gov services if you want to link it, and other countries have them and use them just fine. My main worry is about delivery. UK govs (whatever the colour) have a terrible track record with large IT projects.

Almost frightening how good he was was despite this going on in the background. Also mad to think how much better he would’ve been if he wasn’t struggling with this stuff 🤯

Noticed this week how much a win makes a difference to the news cycle too without a midweek - even if there was the early red v Chelsea. Without a midweek a game a poor result means the media fill the void with negative shite all week. Not been bad though since Saturday due to the win.

#mufc just took £30 off me I assume for Liverpool away but also then refunded it. I assume that means I’ve been chubbed again😩

11/12 years ish ST holder, applied every year I’ve been able to for LFC away (amongst others every season) but never had one.

Haha. Getting to the stage where there’s no point in having qualifiers. What a farce.

I just tested this now in the shop via the MU app I’m logged in on and it applied it auto for me when I added something to the bag and went to checkout.

Rainy reds of #MUFC. They’re still thick twats at times but they put a shift in today. Not sure they win it against 11 tbh but not arsed. Badly need some momentum now though.

Take anything atm. But talk about Making Hard Work Of It FC. #mufc

Don’t. If this place leaks on me today I’ll be fucking raging 😂