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Keir Starmer looking like he's wet the bed

Keir Starmer addressing the nation always kinda looks like he's come in to tell his ma he's wet the bed

Hey, at least you're emotionally mature enough to recognise this! The whole point of these events is to have fun after all, no shame in only going to the ones you enjoy. They don't all have to be for everyone :3

Oh god I'm so sorry about your badge D:

I thought that, I get mad anxiety travelling abroad. But then I did it anyway, and I only had one anxiety attack and it was so worth it!

Ooh airport crying! Might be stereotypical but it's still a new one for me!

Well this is the most cursed skeet I've seen all day

12 hours to kill before I need to be at the airport. This is gonna draaaaaaag

Will do! But I'll be in suit so won't be able to see much at all tbf :P

That's a mood but also OH MY GOD YOU'RE HERE TOO?! HOW AM I STILL LEARNING PEOPLE ARE HERE ON THE LAST DAY

Late night Balatro and crying hours wahey

Dennis nedry jurrasic park "see nobody cares" meme reads Hey everybody, this guy still posts on X! See? Everyone is horrified and disappointed. They feel it speaks directly to your values.

so it turns out that the identity verification provder persona, with its well documented links to peter thiel from the epstein files and palintir, is keeping all data of targets and linking them to intelligence databases and watch lists, exactly like you suspected

vmfunc.re/blog/persona

Finally checked in - question is do I go explore the Clarion this late or just fall asleep in my hotel?

Not true, there's also the other option: force people to give you their private information by gating off subsequently more aspects of their existence using strong-armed regulations and backroom deals until existing without doing so is so ostracizing that people do so out of sheer tiredness.

Nah you can definitely do it on a budget, and honestly I think it's *more* fun to do so sometimes since you're forced into using the more obscure stuff that people don't know, so you develop a love for up-n-coming artists.

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sometimes i think we've become numb to how enjoyably dumb parts of our reality are

in fortnite i just sang a billie eilish song about cunnilingus as doctor emmett l. brown and when the song was over he chugged a cell-shaded soda and became cornholio

and i just think that's beautiful

I'm sorry, am I genuinely supposed to believe that there's a NEW CASTLEVANIA GAME DEVELOPED BY THE PEOPLE WHO MADE DEAD CELLS ONE OF MY FAVOURITE GAMES OF ALL TIME?!

I'm waiting for the moment I wake up, there's no way this can be anything but a beautiful dream

jenna maroney

sorry i missed the virtual meeting on discord, liz. i got hit with the id verification that happens when the app detects youre young

If you dont cancel your nitro because you cant be bothered to exist without a shitpost sticker from some server right now i dont know what to tell you

Is it bad that I didn't put a single ounce of weight behind that statement before you reposted it? But still, the fact you did and that I now trust it makes me happy ❤️

You won't? How disappointing :P

Oh, we're all off Discord now. I use Witchhazel now. Lindworm doesn't let you stream your screen. Paprika is actually a foreign surveillance app. Dude, send me your Dingo. I can't sign up for Jester Plus. I don't like the UI for Cabinet's mobile app. Just toss me your Spork. We're on Spork now.

Never forget, at the Crowne Plaza, it's impossible to be personable and inspirational at the same time

Two alcoholic cocktails

Hell yeah last night of Scotiacon baybeeeeee

I really wish we had a well funded, power critical fourth estate interested in investigating the source of this clearly coordinated effort by payment processors.

Like, we keep seeing the impact of it, but I really want to know the "who" and the "why" beyond nebulous surveillance/puritanism forces.

But there has still been fun in there! \o/

Being a Republican in 2026 is sufficient grounds to be banned from furry chats and events and I’m tired of pretending otherwise.

Clearly got cancelled because the music was too good

Lmao the Scotiacon open decks just got unceremoniously cancelled in the most awkward way. No one has given a reason so I'm just gonna wildly speculate as to the reason why

ALL ASPECTS OF THE HUMAN EXPERIENCE MUST SUCCUMB TO THE CRUSHING WEIGHT OF CAPITALISM