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Alan

@sharkboyalan.bsky.social

A Texan at heart, just moseying through life and making the best of the journey. Space Cowboy πŸš€πŸ–€ #PawsUp

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12 years ago, Lady Gaga released ARTPOP.

11.11.2025 15:11 β€” πŸ‘ 46    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 10

🀀🀀🀀

07.11.2025 15:23 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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These people man

03.11.2025 15:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Where can I check my trucks battery life without people telling me I need to buy a new one?

31.10.2025 11:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I am surprised on how I’m still here pushing through after all the shit that’s happened these past few days.

30.10.2025 18:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve hit rock bottom πŸ₯΄

30.10.2025 01:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Lmao that’s literally my reaction. Like, what is happening in the world?!

28.10.2025 18:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Why have I witnessed everyone derive so crazy in the past few days? I even saw an accident take place in front of me.

28.10.2025 18:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I hate sitting somewhat near the entrance of the work break room. These people must have worms in their butt that keep them from sitting still at their desk. They’re constantly walking around and back and forth. I am so annoyed.

28.10.2025 14:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s actually not a big deal… nothing is a big deal anymore.

28.10.2025 14:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We are getting two new episodes of season 2 for Hazbin Hotel on Wednesday!

27.10.2025 20:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Haven’t had McDonalds in years and today I was craving it. The app doesn’t work, guess they don’t want my business. I ain’t just gonna show up without ordering ahead. No ma’am.

27.10.2025 18:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Everytime I say to myself that I’m gonna focus on me and do my own thing, another man comes around to waste my time.

27.10.2025 13:18 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Get it!!

24.10.2025 20:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can’t believe it happened again. I forgot my towel at home.

24.10.2025 12:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Today’s gym session was ass.

22.10.2025 12:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I sometimes hate that I am so forgiving.

22.10.2025 11:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

For real!! Especially when at work. 😩

21.10.2025 16:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Damn, forgot my headphones at home. 😒

21.10.2025 13:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Do you just hate the hair styles for your character?

17.10.2025 14:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck me, I cannot concentrate on anything for the life of me today.

17.10.2025 14:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, go ahead and make fun of me for believing people deserve basic human rights and for wanting world peace. I genuinely do not care about your opinion of me.

16.10.2025 17:42 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Of course the medical rates increased. Fucking hate this shit.

16.10.2025 16:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I probably should have waited on buying the game. *closes bank account app*

16.10.2025 16:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Okay I bought my copy of PokΓ©mon ZA but I am currently at work and now I cannot concentrate. Just want to go home and play it.

16.10.2025 14:55 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This!

16.10.2025 13:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

For now, yes. Haha

15.10.2025 23:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Everything is super sore. Someone rub my feet. Thanks

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As a gay man, situations like this can be a bit complex. I’m fully aware that there are greater concerns in the world, but my intention is never to appear intrusive or cause discomfort then get confronted and possibly get hit. My anxiety gets the best of me.

15.10.2025 14:54 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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