Pithnvinegar

I slipped on the ice while walking the dog and hit my head. I think I’m OK, but if I die in my sleep it’s been nice knowing some of you.

A stranger just told me I look like Rob Lowe, so I got that going for me.

Are we even doing the law here anymore? Is that still a thing?

I can’t say when or how it happened, but at some point Kieran became my favorite Culkin.

When I unleash a torrent of expletives upon a tape gun, that’s probably a good time to take a break from packing.

Tabbs are fastidious people (can I get an amen?), nevertheless Jen found food items expired in 2017 while cleaning the cupboards. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is one good reason why you should move every once in awhile.