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Latest posts by glitchofficial.bsky.social on Bluesky

bros before whores 2014 edition

26.09.2025 19:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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what if a pregagant woman is like 5 months and is walking down the side walk and a man walks by and ask "are you going to finish that?"

11.09.2025 07:34 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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i want to walk so fucking far and walk into a diferent dimension and there be like fariuest and shit and the fuicking tooth fairy came out and punched me and there bne quarters in the corner off my rooms and type shit - mouze

27.08.2025 20:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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i swear to t go im going to fuckiign kklli @halodev.games tgeyhe keep sendign thiS fuckign image*I GIOT I(T i made a mispell smhg stop makling fun of pe-olpe misspeliong tyhigns smh i have a problemn withj lspell,dong s,mh

09.08.2025 22:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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did you know that scientist found out that Thermonuclear Fusion through Quantum Phenomena work really well with urination and miasma and its not what you think, you see the cellular organisms in your body reacts with the reactor cells and creates urine but radioactive

07.08.2025 21:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

hey twin do you like ever like and then then uhm and like uhm then you uhm do uhm that uh what was it ? idk here twin take this twin wait where am i

05.08.2025 06:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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heres art from my evil and fucked in mind you dont want to see other fucked up things i PONDER with my orb on tuesday night while gorking it and by IT i mean my orb

01.08.2025 07:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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oh my godddd its everywehereee oh my gdo itso nt he cuiel,olijng oh my gof it wont sstob coming oh my godddddd pleaseee dont stopp!11

28.07.2025 20:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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i make my return

28.07.2025 20:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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19.06.2025 17:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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tenor.com/view/thermal... me when i have EVERY bodily malfunction

18.04.2025 23:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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happy almost 2 months of the piss channel in the B
osnia ape society!
as one may say "mental sickness"
*throws a piss bottle at you*

18.04.2025 23:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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hapy bierthday teto!!!!!!

01.04.2025 12:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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but like actually what about left
@halodev.games

31.03.2025 20:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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uhm what the derp why the fuck is he here GET HIM OUT!!!!!!

22.03.2025 21:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

uhm hPPTY VBIETHS!!! iu hope you gget alot of cake! LLMAO AND LIKE SOMEONE FARTS ON IT LOL@! AND RUINS IT!!!!

08.03.2025 19:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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let there be cogs

20.02.2025 18:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Uhm. What the derp!?!

20.02.2025 01:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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this is the blob and it like pandemonium but better because he uhm can ummm eat you BE WORRY!!!!!!

06.02.2025 00:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

then break it down lol!

29.01.2025 14:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hey lois i turned myself into soggy cat hehehehe

29.01.2025 14:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i drew this in tux paint

24.01.2025 21:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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i drw this in school today do not judge i am in the first grade

24.01.2025 21:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

GOO GOO GOO GOO GOO GOO WHOS MY LITTLE MAN, WHOS MY LITTLE GUY!! GOO GOO GOO

22.01.2025 23:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

what if 456 in season 2 of squid game didnt say "ive played these games before" but he said "WHAT IN THE SQUID GAME!?!?"

22.01.2025 22:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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some guy from a 30 story hospital fell onto my forehead. im glad im outside of a hospital

22.01.2025 21:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

what if your wife was giving birth and it takes like alot of strain from her to pop it out and you go "man, it took you alot of strain to pop out that bad boy *rizz*" and the doctor says "its a baby girl"
and then you go "shit." and then you jumped out of the 30 story building window (crazy)

22.01.2025 21:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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stop being a hater dawg im just apoligizing to being mean and your being so mean RN im literallying in yotr compuiter RN!!!!

21.01.2025 19:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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i've made a server continulus lapse in my goonment i hyhope you can forgoon me and help me goon with my wife again

21.01.2025 19:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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