Pipo

ngl watching emotional awareness and communication skills on relationships in media is so hot

why indeed, i'm usually just anxious the whole time

turns out im joey from friends

im ready for a "hunger games" re-read that will absolutely destroy me

There's nothing like reading about a character simping for another one. How to not love love?

As you should, king!

Pretty sure that's called "polyamory" tho 🤭🤭

"Oldest selfie in your phone"

Not really a selfie, but let's just enjoy how this screams both gay and homophobic

there's nothing like gossip about strangers. Yes, entertain me with your failures and funny plots

como assim eles mudaram a intro de "new girl" na season 4???

the main character decided to watch a movie
the main character decided to go for a song on spotify first
the main character ended up creating a new playlist, listening to 2 different albums and having a snack in the midtime

spoiler alert: he didn't read anything at all

I 300% am the "I don't like it 🫣🫣 trade with me" type of boyfriend

Vir ao BK e comprar um menu spicy sem querer 😭😭😭😭

A minha casa em Lisboa tem um portal maligno, só pode!

I already don't really get slow walkers on a normal day, but I tolerate them. However, on a rainy day??

I will never understand slow walkers in the rain

esse nunca ouvi kkkk amen

not that seize matters but in this case i'm pretty sure the more to unpack, the better 🫣

Short for basilton, which is a hot witch-vampire hybrid based on draco malfoy from Carry On

Um trauma chamado "circula com um atraso de xxx minutos. Pedimos a vossa compreensão pelos incómodos causados"

eu, mas com charmander e chamar-lhe Bas

this new "Boots" show on netflix is lowkey giving "Valiant", the movie with the war pigeon

I too I'm sitting in a tower waiting for a man...
Except I'm definitely not sitting, I'm out of the tower every chance I get and I will not be exchanging any type of romantic convo with a man

Ainda nem ouvi as músicas do álbum da Taylor Swift até ao fim porque fiquei preso num loop infinito de "the fate of Ophelia"

You definitely would 🤣🤣🤣

Gentlemen, the king of "not moving on" land

Estou pronto para o spotify me dizer que o meu artista mais ouvido do ano é 1D, quase 15 anos depois.

tip of the day: life gets way easier if you just assume everyone is madly attracted to you

A arte de passear o kobbo