Hannah

Saying “a suburb of Las Vegas” is redundant. The entire place is the suburbs except The Strip & Downtown 😆

The only pope that matters to me.

The outfits! It’s like a drag show but in the Vatican

Catholicism really is the most extra of all organized religions. Why is everyone talking about picking of the new pope like it’s America’s Next Top Model 😆

Anytime someone says “he is risen” to me today, I’m gonna say “Can he pls go talk to his followers? They’ve gone feral for their new king”

I hear excuses. That’s all I hear.

Never thought we’d be waking up to the prequel to Handmaid’s Tale but here we are

When you put a felon in office, expect crimes from him.

Anyone else feeling like the days are going by way too fast lately? At this rate, I’ll be retirement age if I could ever actually retire! Ha!

Is he purposely trying to piss everyone off? If he wanted to be president again so badly, he shouldn’t be allowed to live outside the White House

It certainly can’t buy charisma, humor and genuine admiration

His body is continuing to live despite him - meanwhile, children are dying from totally preventable diseases and viruses

Is everyone else pulling out of making contrubutions to their 401K for the time being??

To my fellow non wealthy millennials, how does it feel to know that you may never be able to retire like your parents did? 🤡

Why come back?

No you don’t! You’re adorable!!

A bankrupt casino… make that make sense! You’d have to be really bad to not make money with a casino

Liberation from our retirements lol What a nightmare

🙏 this is what a patriot looks like

Thoughts & tariffs to your retirement that will never come 🦋❤️🙏

So proud of you Corey Booker 🙏

Just in time!

Remember that today, on April Fool’s Day, the joke is on all of us because (((looks around))))

There is no moral equivalence between bullies and the bullied, between tyranny and democracy, or between brutality and decency. No individual can be free in a society devoid of justice. There can be no liberty where brutality reigns.

Crazy? I don’t think that’s what he is. Greediest man alive? That’s more accurate.

When I hear the term “brand activation” my eyes involuntarily roll 🙄

Can’t come soon enough

I almost feel bad for Target’s social media team… almost

Living in a global embarrassment is exhausting

Googling if my Canadian citizen uncle can help me start the process for Canadian citizenship.. just in case