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Doing more Sonic and the Secret Rings tonight, unfortunately. Going to be looking at the any% route to make sure I don’t do any more of that game than is absolutely necessary. My god.

10pm cst at twitch.tv/gamecrimes

15.07.2025 22:38 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Unsure but we definitely should

15.07.2025 15:59 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s in the sky tho.

27.05.2025 23:09 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Loving everything except when I inadvertently joined a game that had high level players just as they killed a boss on the other side of the continent, which leveled my merc from 15 to 48 instantly.

27.05.2025 22:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I HAVE LITERALLY DONE THIS WITH XPLANE OMG

17.05.2025 01:23 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Rip.

14.05.2025 05:05 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Setting up for hopefully the last stream of Sonic Heroes! Twitch.tv/gamecrimes

14.05.2025 01:36 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

5 more days till I start thinking it’s ok to whistle in public bathrooms.

09.05.2025 22:31 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Oops I’m out here buying Ultimate Universe trades. I’m sorry.

06.05.2025 15:24 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Me, turn 2 of Sonic Shuffle:

03.05.2025 21:05 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thinkming about egg

02.05.2025 13:42 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

June is out but we’ll be doing game crimes at 8:30 cst tonight! Marcus from the charity stream will reprise his role!

Playing sonic heroes.

30.04.2025 00:31 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

you gotta break a few eggs

27.04.2025 01:58 — 👍 19 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Without dragon shouts I had to do this manually. #Oblivion

23.04.2025 20:43 — 👍 16 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0

gamecrimes - Twitch Game Crimes Weekly - Sonic Heroes

Starting Sonic Heroes on twitch.tv/gamecrimes

23.04.2025 01:06 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

"more 3 AM sendico orders, Snake?"

19.04.2025 16:24 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

In the PC version of Metal Gear Solid, Psycho Mantis reads your browser history.

19.04.2025 12:38 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

@misteraddons.bsky.social have you tested reflex with this controller? Running into some issues but haven’t been able to test with real hardware yet.

07.04.2025 17:49 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

A 9-year old with a subscription to time magazine

31.03.2025 19:18 — 👍 36 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

I may have lost every competitive placement match so far, but I was feeling myself with this play:

31.03.2025 16:20 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Got kicked out of the bowling alley cause I obliterated a pinsetter trying to do a “frame perfect any%” run.

29.03.2025 00:22 — 👍 19 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Am I fired?

25.03.2025 17:42 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wait but actually what am I looking at?

25.03.2025 17:42 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

This is true. The second I hit 4k followers my wife started only speaking in race car noises and old bridge troll riddles.

23.03.2025 12:26 — 👍 18 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The movie “Yesterday” is a Beatles isekai.

18.03.2025 13:20 — 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

That hair is grey

15.03.2025 19:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I would like the democrats to bury my body when I’m gone, so they can let me down one more time

14.03.2025 22:39 — 👍 44 🔁 10 💬 1 📌 0

CPU upgrade next week but damn this was nice to see. #9070xt

12.03.2025 23:05 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

life’s like…

12.03.2025 12:55 — 👍 149 🔁 13 💬 1 📌 0

Yes!!

11.03.2025 03:16 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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