@jakeinreallife.bsky.social
words about wrestling 🤼
my wife gets home today after being gone for a week. that's pretty cool
11.11.2025 16:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0one time pitcher john denny knocked reggie jackson down with a brushback pitch. next time up reggie blasted a moonshot home run off him. denny kept chirping at him as he rounded the bases and wouldn't stop, so reggie stepped on home, charged the mound and beat his ass. andrew cuomo is john denny
05.11.2025 05:06 — 👍 1417 🔁 170 💬 17 📌 6imagine if they actually did it
20.10.2025 23:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0hey @jonbois.bsky.social, just wanted to say today is a big day for the Seattle Mariners. sure would be cool for them to win the big one. thanks.
20.10.2025 19:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i see you're doing something online that you have effortlessly done 100,000 times. would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? w
20.10.2025 14:38 — 👍 9513 🔁 2661 💬 98 📌 63what the fuck am i watching
19.10.2025 14:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0do not think i’ve seen the Jags look worse in a first quarter
19.10.2025 14:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0the mariners fans calling for Humpy to be executed for his crimes are misinformed.
after every salmon race, Humpy is summarily executed in the bowels of the stadium and a new humpy is born from his ashes like in THE PRESTIGE.
JOB’S NOT FINISHED #SeizeTheMoment
16.10.2025 00:32 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It's Wednesday, you know what that means
15.10.2025 16:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0jorge polanco is the mayor
13.10.2025 22:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0no team on planet earth is closer to the world series than the seattle mariners
13.10.2025 14:31 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0how bout those mariners
11.10.2025 05:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0the mariners are playing an elimination game on world mental health day. what could go wrong?
10.10.2025 16:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0it's a great day to win the american league divisional series
10.10.2025 15:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0HANGMAN
JOE
MARINERS
COME ON
Big Shotty hot tags on the 6th anniversary of Dynamite. This is the future we imagined in 2019
02.10.2025 02:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 040-40 is a scorigami. congrats everybody
29.09.2025 04:10 — 👍 4834 🔁 537 💬 73 📌 54i love the implication that Jungle Boy had to frankenstein Luchasaurus into being friends with him again #AEWDynamite
25.09.2025 01:26 — 👍 10 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0technically, Beast Mortos pinned Hologram in their 2 out of 3 falls match at Wrestledream 2024, but i digress! #AEWDynamite
25.09.2025 01:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Willow rules and there's nothing you can do about it. 🔥 #AEWDynamite
25.09.2025 00:56 — 👍 112 🔁 32 💬 1 📌 7GET EM WILLOW
25.09.2025 00:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0it ought to be interesting to see how everything shakes out
18.09.2025 01:59 — 👍 1263 🔁 113 💬 32 📌 4the volume of my scream when PAC came back
20.09.2025 22:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Killer Kross wearing a huge Dorsey Levens arm guard on his elbow
20.09.2025 05:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s Wednesday, you know what that means
18.09.2025 00:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0STAPLE ASS JONES #AEWDynamite
11.09.2025 01:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hangman doing an enziguri! He’s in his bag. #AEWDynamite
11.09.2025 00:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s Wednesday, you know what that means
10.09.2025 23:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“Because of the Fans” from Big Bill 🚨 @jimvalley.bsky.social #AEWCollision
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