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@shorepatrol.bsky.social

"I am the MFing Shore Patrol MFer!" The Last Detail is my spirit animal. IrishπŸ€β˜ οΈPirate USCGπŸ›Ÿβš“Vet. I am fan of TV, Film, Actors, Directors and Artists. NYC to L.A. and the Cape. Bad actor. FuckπŸ–•tRump Comedy saves lives, trying to make you laugh.

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Fuck them.

Carry bear spray and use it.

Also a tazer is helpful.

09.03.2026 15:33 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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What a liddle nazikunt blowhard bitch coward.

09.03.2026 15:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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"The Purge"
Billionaire Edition

Is coming soon MFers!

09.03.2026 15:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nice, those cowards should rot in hell.

09.03.2026 15:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Her lying lips are falling off.

09.03.2026 13:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Pedophile Party in Florida

09.03.2026 12:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"I've fallen and I won't get up"???

09.03.2026 07:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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scheduled post
bigstickgoose

09.03.2026 07:01 β€” πŸ‘ 62    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

love how we killed the old, frail anti-nuke ayatollah just to have him replaced with his young, healthy son who wants nukes and who just had his father, mother, wife, and child murdered on the same day by his mortal enemy. surely this will bring peace to the region

09.03.2026 02:01 β€” πŸ‘ 16681    πŸ” 4260    πŸ’¬ 197    πŸ“Œ 125

Biden could have fixed this MFer but decided to be nice and forgiving...he fucked up real good.

09.03.2026 06:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€˜The cover-up is brazen’: one journalist’s tenacious, traumatic fight to expose Ghislaine Maxwell Lucia Osborne-Crowley has endured threats and sexual harassment to report on Jeffrey Epstein’s chief enabler. Maxwell’s conviction was only the start of the quest for justice, she says

β€˜The cover-up is brazen’: one journalist’s tenacious, traumatic fight to expose Ghislaine Maxwell

09.03.2026 05:43 β€” πŸ‘ 874    πŸ” 439    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 20
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Trump Wants to β€˜Take Over’ Elections. These States Are Prime Targets. www.nytimes.com/2026/03/08/u...

I know there’s a lot going on but they are really focused on disenfranchising voters
I’ve gifted the article

09.03.2026 06:26 β€” πŸ‘ 258    πŸ” 79    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 1

Oh I need to see that.

08.03.2026 22:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Shit Happensβ„’

And sometimes it's elected.

08.03.2026 22:38 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Trump 250 Pounds of Shit in Diaperβ„’

08.03.2026 22:04 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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We went to the Dinosaur Safari Boston & had so much fun! πŸ¦– I've loved dinosaurs ever since I was a kid!

Last year, I posted a list of 20 dinosaur novels for adults, so if you want a dino-mite read, please check it out! (link in comments) πŸ“–πŸŒΏ

#BookSky #Readersky #ReadingList #Dinosaurs #PaleoFiction

08.03.2026 17:08 β€” πŸ‘ 183    πŸ” 31    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 1

War is hell?😬

08.03.2026 21:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ‘‘πŸvsπŸ‘‘πŸ’©

08.03.2026 16:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A heroin junkie pile of shit cooked in the microwave too long.

08.03.2026 16:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ’―

08.03.2026 16:07 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Without Debra’s support, encouragement and guidance, I wouldn’t have become a producer. #DebraHill was one of my heroines, and I was blessed to have her as my mentor. I miss her so much.

08.03.2026 14:13 β€” πŸ‘ 195    πŸ” 40    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1
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Remembering producer and screenwriter Debra Hill whom we lost 21 years ago today. Hill was a trailblazer in the industry best known for her work on Halloween, Escape from New York, and Escape from LA. She helped pave the way for women in the industry, and mentored @galeannehurd.bsky.social.

07.03.2026 14:00 β€” πŸ‘ 52    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

All of them are fuvking nazikunt blowhard simps.

08.03.2026 16:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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😱

08.03.2026 16:02 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

What a bunch of fucking traitors.

08.03.2026 15:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tom sucks more dicks than his fake wife.

08.03.2026 13:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The mayor of uplifting the vibe of happiness.

08.03.2026 13:22 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ’―

08.03.2026 13:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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My phone is full of antifa shit...first amendment MFers πŸ–•πŸ§ŠπŸ–πŸŠπŸ€‘πŸͺ†πŸ–•

08.03.2026 13:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Phoney weirdo christian freak.

08.03.2026 10:41 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0