Colman Andrews

Why is Del Taco so much better than Taco Bell?

You know what Middle Eastern country needs a regime change? It starts with "I" and it isn't Iran or Iraq.

Mike Sington on X: "“You fat sorry sack of s**t, people hate you!” James Carville talks directly to Donald Trump for five minutes, and it’s the most brutal five minutes of video you’ve ever seen. https://t.co/xWLf4dkiLN" / X “You fat sorry sack of s**t, people hate you!” James Carville talks directly to Donald Trump for five minutes, and it’s the most brutal five minutes of video you’ve ever seen. https://t.co/xWLf4dkiLN

He seems nice. x.com/MikeSington/...

That actually seems like an advantage to me.

Trying to wrap my mind around the idea of Jeffrey Epstein knowing Paul Krassner, or even who he was. Or vice versa. Paul was a great guy. We were colleagues briefly in the weird universe of Larry Flynt back in 1978.

Er, did anybody notice that this was addressed to Paul Krassner, the great political satirist & prankster--author of (among many other things) "The Parts Left Out of the Kennedy Book," which described LBJ doing something unthinkable to JFK's neck wound? I mean, are we sure this is real? Just sayin'.

The Art of the Deal

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Looking forward to more of their posts.

Is it antisemitic that the @nytimes.com Sunday Spelling Bee this week accepts "halal" but not "challah?"

If some international bounty hunter with a remit from the International Criminal Court had been paying attention, he could have bagged two war criminals in one place today.

Yeah, and furthermore what about Terrance and Phillip corrupting our youth???

Godard's Banda à Part -- Claude Brasseur, Anna Karina, and Sami Frey dancing the Madison.

RFK's an idiot. Our health spending under JFK was c. $27 billion, not $0. Life expectancy was roughly 10 years less, population was about half what it is now, today's sophisticated diagnostics didn't exist, and we now have (expensive) ways of keeping people alive who would likely have died back then

The single most eloquent argument against the supremacy of the white race:

The don't call him Nutlick for nothing.

Guitar solo by Duane Eddy!

Um... Sorry to be "ese tipo," but that's actually Spanish for Bad Rabbit. Bad Bunny would more likely be Conejito Malo.

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Richard Kirkman

reliance cut back on these theoretical rights. Put concretely: Do Anglo-Saxons take England back from the Normans? That would be civilizational suicide." I'm curious as to whether Messrs (checks notes) Epstein and Raskin have ever heard of a place called Israel.

clearly provide that you must sue by a certain date or your title is gone, no matter how maliciously acquired. So while “pure” theory has said since Roman times that “prior in time means higher in right,” in the real world of rough and tumble conflicts and imperfect records, matters of proof and

and built again homes, hospitals and schools for millions.... [E]very society...understands that people should be allowed to enjoy security in their purchases and not have to worry about what happened centuries ago.... Statutes of limitation and doctrines such as adverse possession

A couple of law professors named Epstein and Raskin argue in what's left of the WaPo that Billie Eilish was wrong to call America "stolen land" at the Grammys. "The land long ago taken from X, has in the interim centuries been conveyed to Y and Z, and countless others who then have built, torn down,

When you're so coked up and stupid you put the scope on backwards:

I don't understand why so many people accept the idea that a minority religion's sacred texts give adherents of that religion the right to land from which they were largely absent for almost 2000 years. (Or why the Israeli government doesn't arrest and prosecute all those "settler" thugs.)

Just sayin'....

Norman Van Aken
@normanvanaken
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Far as I can tell, the only good thing that can be said about John Fetterman is that he kept this sententious fraud out of the Senate.

Hey, hey, RFK / How many kids did you kill today?

Yeah, maybe an anti-vaxxer who believes people who got the Covid shot were influenced by "mass formation hypnosis" shouldn't criticize somebody else for denying science.

Weirdest wine list I've ever seen. I don't even know where to begin...

So this chickenshit site, @truthseekerusa.bsky.social, has 'Quote Posts" disabled, because they know that people will call them on their ridiculous lies. As has been widely documented, Coomer never said anything remotely like this. It's just some MAGA dimwits' fantasy.