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Gemmologist. Mother of six. Badly behaved woman. Small business bear, auction jewellery bod. ADHD flipenfangler πππ She/her. Crowposter π¦ββ¬ Strictly no DMs.
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The moment they tried to take it all and the small gesture that became a huge reminder of goodnessβ¦. #smallbusiness #cctv #truecrime
11.08.2025 17:05 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Mashup of Seinfeld and Gary Numan, Seinfeld exhorting, ""Hello, Numan."
More stupid shit in my phone.
03.08.2025 20:30 β π 45 π 7 π¬ 3 π 1A Viz Top Tip posted with the hope that people who see it will subscribe to the magazine (or at least go out and buy a copy off the huge pile of unsold copies in the supermarket, or whatever they're calling WH Smiths this week): Stop a 'Knock Knock' joke dead in its tracks by answering "come in" instead of "who's there?" Or just stand very still and pretend to be out. Pete Redfern, Canterbury
There's a new issue (Viz 348) in the shops. Sorry no refunds. shop.viz.co.uk
02.08.2025 09:28 β π 214 π 48 π¬ 5 π 2An ovoid robot with banded arms and legs, wearing a winged helmet and standing in a wide-legged stance with its fists clenched, roaring in exultation as a lightning bolt strikes it, surrounding it with crackling energy. The Small Robots Remastered logo in the bottom right is also wreathed in lightning.
329) Lightningbot. Stroll through violent thunderstorms with casual indifference alongside this robot which is designed to divert any lightning bolts that would hit you to itself instead. #SmallRobotsRemastered
31.07.2025 10:33 β π 57 π 16 π¬ 3 π 1Good morning wulferhampton have a terrific Thursday you talented ex tweeters
31.07.2025 07:05 β π 70 π 5 π¬ 21 π 1Anyone else know where Kamchatka is due to years of playing Riskβ¦.
30.07.2025 07:06 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Hurrah!!!
28.07.2025 20:35 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Does anyone else worry weβre being fed the Soylent Green of our own decaying cultureβ¦.
Anyone have anything original coming out?
variety.com/2025/film/bo...
Ah yes the careful balance of the artist with serious health conditions. The weight loss suits you! How does it feel?
28.07.2025 05:45 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0This insightful post voices an interesting point about the curious role the Jesus Army had in Northampton. Simultaneously a concerning monolith religious organisation, later exposed for abuse, but carrying a load of work with the vulnerable not being done by elsewhere
nenequirer.com/2025/07/27/o...
ILLUSIONS OF PRESENCE hitting your bookshops on October 16. This book is gnarly. I have some *incredible* stories to share with you.
25.07.2025 23:06 β π 26 π 2 π¬ 1 π 1Fantastic progress Johnny - how are you doing my lovely?xxx
27.07.2025 10:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0The Emperor's New Clothes changed to The Emperor's on the Epstein List
26.07.2025 16:36 β π 166 π 41 π¬ 0 π 1All I'm saying is that if you all think I'm going to let this drop and won't be picketing the British Museum handing out flyers, defacing exhibition posters and interrupting public lectures with a loudhailer you have very much underestimated me.
Here I stand. I can do no other.
An elephantβs head bursts through the wall of a kitchen.
wife: what did i ask you to do?
me: buy the name-brand repellent
wife: and what did you do?
me: i bought the cheap stuff
wife: you bought the cheap stuff
me: it was half the-
wife: and what do we have now?
me: *sigh* we have elephants
wife: we have elephants
Crivens! #feeglefeet #discworld #discworldshoppe @discworldemporium.bsky.social
09.07.2025 06:11 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Vintage black-and-white portrait of a smiling woman with styled hair.
3 July 1927 | Dutch Jewish girl, Martha Veterman, was born in Zwolle.
She was deported to #Auschwitz from Westerbork in October 1942. She did not survive.
EXACTLY!!!
29.06.2025 14:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0But doesnβt it justβ¦work?
29.06.2025 14:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0'Three Bread Rolls.' (1933) Disabled with a serious heart condition and confined to his home, Dick Ket turned to still life painting in the late 1920s as few other subjects were available to him.
28.06.2025 05:31 β π 166 π 21 π¬ 5 π 1A water boatman sculpture, streamlined and closed up, in my hand. Itβs made of bronze with sterling silver eyes and wings (hidden here).
A water boatman sculpture, elytra open and legs spread, in my hand. Itβs made of bronze with sterling silver eyes and wings.
Before #InsectWeek passes me by (working on an arachnid π ) hereβs a bugβa true bug, water boatman (Corixidae)βI made in bronze and silver, articulated to show that, surprisingly, these swimmers are good fliers! 1/2 #SciArt
27.06.2025 23:02 β π 1763 π 425 π¬ 44 π 18#booksky
28.06.2025 00:49 β π 1180 π 147 π¬ 29 π 14Gaza's malnourished children cannot wait. They need food now | Haaretz Editorial
23.04.2025 20:43 β π 378 π 164 π¬ 14 π 9Cover of Terry Pratchettβs Monstrous regiment featuring women and a troll in Napoleonic era type military costumes pushing a flag into the hill after the iconic image of US soldiers pushing up the Stars and Stripes at Iwo Jima
*waits for @terrypratchett.bsky.social to make a movie version of Monstrous Regiment with Emma Thompson as Jackrum*
27.06.2025 13:24 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Silence in this is a killer x
26.06.2025 19:27 β π 0 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Thing about suicide is that when it happens. You know what happened. But people keep quiet about the person who died. Until some time later when it is revealed.
Suicide stops people talking...then it stops people talking...and then it stops people talking...and then just carries on.
I was today years old when I realised that one of the reasons I identify so closely with this film is a neurospicy experience caused by trauma
26.06.2025 09:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Movie youβve watched more than six times using gifs (hard mode, no SW, ST, or LOTR)
And Iβm going to watch it again. Now.
In case youβre in any doubt about the morality of the esteemed organ the Daily Mail, witness them failing to stop an Ann Summers advert popping up in the midst of John Hunts emotional account of the fallout from the murder of his wife and two daughters and his youngest daughterβs rape
26.06.2025 08:43 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0