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Jesse Albert

@jessealbert.bsky.social

Work in Hollywood or what remains. Currently developing and consulting in AI, digital doubles, web3, but also TV. Frmr ICM digital talent agent & rock ‘n roll roadie. Snarky AF. USC alum (J School & Cinema) In recovery. LinkedIn has the pro stuff.

71 Followers  |  77 Following  |  47 Posts  |  Joined: 13.11.2024  |  2.0913

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When the orange man uses racism as a distraction from the Epstein files (releasing MLK files and demanding pro sports teams revert to their prior racist team names) you can safely assume the Epstein files are much worse.

22.07.2025 01:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If we’re to believe there’s no Epstein list then Ghislaine Maxwell will have to disappear… just like her boss no doubt.

07.07.2025 19:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

With the addition of the Marines + another 2k National Guard there are officially more armed forces than protesters.

10.06.2025 03:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

I’ve seen more violence at a Walmart Black Friday sale.

09.06.2025 23:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If jellyfish can survive 650 Million years w/no brains Trump may be here awhile.

09.06.2025 22:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Kristi Noem can’t even secure her purse and she’s in charge of securing the United States of America?

21.04.2025 18:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I’m surprised that the US is sending OfJD to Greenland. This has all the makings of a Handmaids Tale plot line. #UshaVance #Greenland

25.03.2025 00:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If we are relying on Al Gore’s book in the background as a sign of hope we are doomed.

25.03.2025 00:07 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Opinion | Here Are the Digital Clues to What Musk Is Really Up To What will DOGE do with access to personal data on almost all Americans?

Who’s minding the store? www.nytimes.com/2025/02/21/o...

21.02.2025 20:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Did I just tell the customer support person at Tesla to enjoy working for a Nazi sympathizer? Why yes I did. Note: We had a solar and power wall system from them pre-nazi era until our home burned down and Tesla said they would’t work with us on the loan.

20.02.2025 22:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Trailer Swift as Nikki Glaser called her.

27.01.2025 07:16 — 👍 29    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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This is all that survived. It’s time to change building codes to require all new homes be built out of recycled pink flamingos.

27.01.2025 07:10 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They were literally the first food trucks we had at the Pasadena Convention Center evacuation site and they made sure we had good food. I’m grateful to them for responding so quickly to feed us as Altadena continued to burn and we mourned our losses.

13.01.2025 07:14 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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This is all that remains of everything we owned. Still in shock but grateful we are alive. Now we start over from scratch. #EatonFire

10.01.2025 00:28 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Here’s what I know… I saw flames. Told my family to grab what they can and go. Knocked on my neighbor’s doors and fled. There was no politics, no race, no income mentioned. Just shared grief at our mutual loss of everything we owned.

09.01.2025 05:07 — 👍 38    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Never thought I wanted to be a nomad at this point in my life but here we go. Lost everything in the #EatonFire but some clothing and our laptops. No idea where we go next but with no family to stay with and now no home, we also have nothing pointing us in any direction. More will be revealed.

08.01.2025 23:54 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Apparently JD Vance had minor surgery today. No word yet if his balls were successfully reattached but I doubt it.

04.01.2025 05:47 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Where’s the Webb yearbook section?

21.12.2024 22:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

To you as well.

28.11.2024 22:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Next Trump will threaten to bomb Canada just like Mexico.

28.11.2024 11:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Does an IV of gravy count?

28.11.2024 11:04 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Anyone questioning the politicization of the Supreme Court need only look at how republicans refer to it as theirs

28.11.2024 00:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Things to look forward to…

27.11.2024 00:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Walmart rolls back DEI programs after right-wing backlash | CNN Business Walmart, the largest private employer in the United States, will curb some diversity, equity and inclusion (DEI) efforts. It’s the latest company to backtrack on diversity initiatives in the face of r...

What’s next, White Friday sales? www.cnn.com/2024/11/25/b...

26.11.2024 17:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Nancy Mace needs to prove she’s not an old baboon in drag.

26.11.2024 03:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I think that’s what we call succession. Okay. We good with that. We got the $ and 5th largest global economy in CA. How’s S. Carolina’s economy by comparison?

23.11.2024 23:30 — 👍 10    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 0
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Let Me Come Over 25th Anniversary Edition by Buffalo Tom on Apple Music Album · 2017 · 30 Songs

Song of The Day: It’s such a beautifully composed song that it’s near impossible to get out of my brain once it starts. It also takes me back to living in Echo Park over the lake in a bungalow John just below. It's an all time favorite: Taillights Fade by Buffalo Tom. music.apple.com/us/album/let...

18.11.2024 19:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Yup

16.11.2024 02:37 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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