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WolfTron V

@blackdolphin.bsky.social

Lecturer. Plus-sized Speedo model. A man of notoriously vicious and intemperate disposition. Independently wealthy. Well educated. Totally insane.

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No argument here.

07.12.2025 04:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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If memory serves, you saw it opening night and I saw it the next. We were easily the only two in our orbits who were even aware of it!

07.12.2025 02:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The dipshit evangelicals represent everyone who is still really active on Facebook because they’re attempting to β€œkeep the in laws of their backs”.

07.12.2025 01:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He yells at me more than my 7th grade gym coach.

07.12.2025 01:31 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In this case, the pain-worshipping LSD zombie bikers represent boring intellectually stunted corporate white men.

07.12.2025 01:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is a metaphor for my life filmed out of order.

07.12.2025 01:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Watching MANDY.

07.12.2025 01:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

I went to grad school with 88 (coincidence) members of the LDS Church. A handful of them converted. AMA.

06.12.2025 23:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Mea Culpa.

06.12.2025 23:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Don't forget criminal investigations into the basketball and football teams.

06.12.2025 22:11 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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In Los Angeles, California, a man’s father was abducted and kidnapped by ICE. While attempting to locate him using a GPS tracker in his car, they discovered that his stolen truck was being driven around by an ICE Bounty Hunter during his off-duty period from December 2nd to December 3rd.

06.12.2025 18:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1814    πŸ” 1195    πŸ’¬ 153    πŸ“Œ 128

Damn, usually the only things BYU fumble are history, human rights, and basic logical reasoning.

06.12.2025 20:08 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

100% agree… maybe 200%.

06.12.2025 19:39 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I feel like I know someone from every team (including LSU, TCU, and ASU) whom I’d gladly watch being thrown into an active volcano… I’ve been around busloads of TxTech peeps and can’t think of one with whom I wouldn’t enjoy hanging out.

Give me a TxTech vs. Indiana CFB Championship.

06.12.2025 19:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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06.12.2025 03:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not my first rodeo with the Top Spot.

06.12.2025 02:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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I’m honored.

06.12.2025 02:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

*On the way to that weekend’s boat and gun show.

05.12.2025 22:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

HAHAHAHA! True.

05.12.2025 22:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I saw the Tiegah’s Rondell Mealey absolutely embarrass Rick Mirer’s Notre Dame squad there.

Indeed. The Euros aren’t ready.

05.12.2025 18:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Stock price chart showing the 64% decline over the last six months for duolingo

Stock price chart showing the 64% decline over the last six months for duolingo

Duolingo announced it was going β€œAI-first” just over six months ago. Since then its stock is down 64%.

05.12.2025 16:43 β€” πŸ‘ 5993    πŸ” 1398    πŸ’¬ 133    πŸ“Œ 422

My mother made me the person I am today, and I am very close to forgiving her.

05.12.2025 16:53 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mark Zuckerberg’s gamble on the "Metaverse" has lost his company more than $77 billion.

05.12.2025 15:41 β€” πŸ‘ 3491    πŸ” 612    πŸ’¬ 331    πŸ“Œ 785

I’ve found it’s more visually appealing to just paste in his head at the inflection points

29.04.2025 22:26 β€” πŸ‘ 8136    πŸ” 3450    πŸ’¬ 139    πŸ“Œ 173

Certainly. Our one house rule is no direct eye contact.

05.12.2025 16:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Making the prep run for the wife’s verde chicken enchiladas.

We started making one large pan of about a dozen. Tomorrow we’ll make around 40.

It’s not weird that I sing HURT to the enchiladas as we roll them up.

#WhatHaveIBecome

05.12.2025 15:44 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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I was told everyone was leaving.

@fortune.com #NYC
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05.12.2025 13:43 β€” πŸ‘ 6666    πŸ” 1417    πŸ’¬ 303    πŸ“Œ 185

You are an arteest.

05.12.2025 15:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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