Kevin Fitzpatrick

Relating to Spider-Man at 19: I too am underemployed, unsure how to pursue girls, and trying to find my place in the adult world.

Relating to Galactus at 42: I am from an unrecognizable previous millennium, hungry all the time, everything hurts and I live with a tiny person who won’t do what I ask.

Realllly had to read that headline twice.

My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?

Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but

They are called writers

Fuck, it's been 96 days? I should [dorky resistance to meld "sk" with "tweet"]

Sigh. Right to jail. Right to Season 2 jail. Mr. Robot, Westworld, Dexter ... even though that was Season 6. Season 2 can come too.

Okay, so ... *that* show made the most boring, Twilight Zone-ass twist possible. People guessed it, I really hoped better from the first few screeners and ... yikes.

That might work a little better, as the former might be interpreted as "Don't fight, jeez!"

enjoy it while you can you sun-loving summer freaks because every second of this cursed season brings us closer to the CRISPNESS OF FALL where i will COATLY and COZILY REIGN

notification from Duolingo “Looks like you forget you Spanish Lessons again. You know what happens now!” red alert notification “Rocket Attacks: Jerusalem, Tel Aviv, Ashkelon, Ashdod”

damn dude

Worked an usher gig where patrons weren't allowed to take photos in the theater. Really hoping Famke Janssen never remembers who asked her to flip through her camera roll

this is just like the parable of the scorpion and the scorpion

I have earnestly never laughed harder at an actor breaking type like that.

Petition to reshoot Daredevil season 2 with Charlie Cox doing his ketamine bit from Adults

YouTube video by The Duke Mitchell Film Club RKO Video Rental Stores (1990) TV Commercial

I do NOT remember it looking this nice

Went down a Google rabbit hole to make sure I wasn't imagining this place, but RKO Video in Manhattan.

Of course, a Blockbuster eventually put it out of business.

For every doll you deny me I will push another jet off an aircraft carrier

I imagine this has happened with other Marvel movies, but was anyone else spoiled for the post-credits scene by the music credit before?

THUNDERBOLTS! Look, it's ... fine. Much more entertaining, coherent and well-shot than Marvel of late. Even emotional at times. Still that kind of listless "but what will they *do* with any of this" feeling.

Ah, that wonderful time of year when more of us are out in warm weather, and have completely forgotten how to use sidewalks

Oh, no. Finally watched the revised Mythic Quest ending. Stick to your creative choices, dorks!

I will admittedly praise dual #Kastle and #KareDevil representation

Honestly shocked they held back on Punisher stuff, given Bernthal's protectiveness of the character. They absolutely teed up Frank's disdain for cop use of the Punisher logo, and did almost nothing with it!

Have to re-up this post-finale. Episodes from the new team had more verve, as well as reverence for the original show, but boy if the whole "Daredevil, but MCU" concept isn't just a huge wash.

Understanding the practical limits in such things, I nonetheless demand that The Pitt season two be released tomorrow, with a new entire season to be released every weekend for the rest of the year.

picture of a little brown bird on a bamboo plant with the caption "Drab-breasted bamboo tyrant"

the bird-namers were really sick of this bird's shit

Gonna try to keep this White Lotus spoiler-free, but did it occur to anyone else [REDACTED] had to survive, given the similarity to a recent tragedy?

As in, HBO probably would have put a disclaimer up if they didn't?

I thought I remembered hearing December somewhere recently, but looks like January is the consensus.