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@brigit.bsky.social More like “an” Ohio state university amirite

incredible scenes when you have a president who hasn't achieved object permanence

Well, did you put it back where it was supposed to go?

Carter has passed. An accomplished man. A brilliant legacy. Although for many of us he died years ago when he refused to condemn, gamer gate

I just downloaded Red Note and oh my God, have you heard about the record sorghum and millet production in Northern Hebei province? Chairman Xi Thought is truly remarkable!

The only reason I ever waffled on if Gaiman was super guilty was my general vibe from her of being kinda terrible. But hey, turns out bad people find each other.

Oh I read like three things and Grandpa Simpsoned my way out.

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Lindisfarne, 793 AD.

This feels like a lot

The Substance is very French (complimentary) while Emilia Perez is very French (derogatory).

doctor: i know what you need. there’s a great clown in town that will cheer you up.

pagliacci: but doc,

doctor: wiggles

pagliacci: oh. haha. i thought-

doctor: i’ll write the name down. there’s another clown in town too, but you can skip it. pagliacci. not funny. bad bad bad bad bad. stupid

For Sale: Katanas, Never Drawn

The reason I no longer ask permission, before going onto private property to plant corn seeds, is because the property owner almost always tells me “no.”

Liberty coach in “Jesus won” shirt while losing very badly

Really might be my favorite football image ever

“Oh three loss Bama should have been in the playoff”. Y’all sure about that?

even if they don't win this, by completely erasing a first-and-goal bad snap that he had nothing to do with, michael penix has demonstrated a power to stave off the maniacal jokester bird god that predetermines the falcons' fate for finite stretches of time. they must protect him

Oh, what an end to 11windiana....

morpheus from the matrix

What if I told you that the only reason I am bald is that I’m afraid of a Ratatouille situation? What if I told you that I’d have so much hair if not for the fear of a rat using me like a puppet? These are modes of control, Neo. This is how they manipulate us. Ratatouilles, Neo. Rats that pull hair.

A good Cristobal tonic fixes what ails ya

It’ll get you there

SAFE, RELIABLE HONDA MCCORD

Planting my alma mater’s flag in my neighbor’s yard hoping that he comes out to fight me so I can win an excessive force lawsuit against my local police department.

Neither of us ever claimed to be anything but boring but nooooo our desire to laugh at a silly sport fools them all

Better they find out now I guess