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Wait…. He did what?!

So finally the truth… It was always about the oil.

Absolutely!

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Yep, that’s a hard “no” for me. Despite chronic congestion, I’ll stick with the limited relief of Zyrtec D and a neti pot.

Now pulling France in to the mix! Ugh...

He was the child pouring salt on slugs and using a magnifying glass to burn ants.

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Ummmm, and she is the first and only one of his goons to do so?

And, it IS being expanded. How many countries in just the last couple of days have been added or effected by this mess?

Agreed! I really hope, sometime soon, this is all over and we can see how deep this actually went. I know that it will be sometime before everything shakes out and those responsible held accountable, but I'm willing to wait for the whole story.

I wonder if all those costumes go with the job…

The "Shield of the Americas"? I'm pretty sure that none of them realize that there are Americas beyond the US.🤷‍♀️

I wonder if he's Mullins's type...

And adultery...

dumb and dumber

OMG! Replacing one idiot with another!

Shared heritage = white colonialism

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Nice spin, Marco!

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I was wondering if that was an option to folks to safety. Guess it is, and the US just doesn’t give a shit about its citizens trapped in the Middle East.

Does he not understand that cameras and microphones around him, when he’s speaking, means he’s being recorded?

He’s only been moving military ships in to the region for how long no2?

Interesting direction they’re heading in 🤷‍♀️

At least I had enough sense not to hold the curling iron there until it bubbled and oozed

Oof, I just had a flashback to high school days!

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Does he remember the last time he attended? He got his feefees hurt. Guess that dementia is really kicking in…

These people can’t even keep their lies straight…

“No stupid rules of engagement.” Wow, that is a terrifying statement. Guess I shouldn’t be surprised since it’s coming from an administration filled with goons who seem to have a history with war crimes. 🤷‍♀️

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That just sounds gross…