Lauren Grimaldi

Got a text from the DNC that said “We’re hoping Trump wakes up tomorrow morning…” well, that makes one of us

Should I leave for my flight now

In Dallas for work and this is my favorite campaign ad

Every year I have to remind myself that Bradley Cooper never actually peed his pants at the Grammys

Hi, I’m the person near you at the grocery store when the weather is bad. This is my first time ever out in public and I don’t know how to behave like a human being

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Baseball season’s underway…..

Do we think Pope Leo has a cheese grater hat

God I just love sports and being from the Chicago area so much

RIP to my 2005, but I am now the proud owner of a 2016 Hyundai Accent and this still applies

But Here We Are by Foo Fighters is such a beautiful album

Warms my heart to think of all of the freed January 6 insurrectionists on this day. Hopefully they are celebrating from their prison cells after being sentenced for their other unrelated crimes 💗

Congrats Travis!

Pluribus makes the important case for physical media over streaming. When the Hive Mind comes, what dvd sets do you have to get you through? Carol only being able to watch Golden Girls really opened up my eyes

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My delusional dreams of a Schwarber reunion have been crushed. Don’t call, don’t text

Me singing in my 2005 Hyundai Accent: you’ve got a fast car

I'm not going to lie, I'm secretly rooting for Lizza and Nuzzi to get back together.

Part 16 by Ryan Lizza: Surprise! Olivia Nuzzi and I are married

Please only give nice feedback on my new headline for Reductress

With all of product placement in #StrangerThings5, they’re going to find Vecna drinking a Gatorade

Reading all of the Olivia Nuzzi news but imagining Bobby refers to Bob from Bob’s Burgers

So, uh, do we think anything happened here?

Unfortunately I have no choice but to read the memoir of the reporter who lost her job because she couldn’t resist RFK Jr

The Bears finding ways to win instead of ways to lose feels like the The Bizarro Jerry episode of Seinfeld

My latest Reductress headline

"People didn't vote for this" oh YES they absolutely did. You're severely underestimating the cruelty of other humans

Miracles are all around us (my dead right AirPod came back to life after months of being useless)

Armed ICE agents sped down Northbrook street, grabbed man as schoolkids watched Armed, masked federal immigration agents detained one man and chased another through a residential neighborhood in unincorporated Northbrook on Monday, according to witnesses. The incidents, which …

Armed and masked immigration agents sped down Northbrook street, grabbed man as schoolkids watched. Northbrook is a tony little suburb. www.chicagotribune.com/2025/11/04/a...

Sources say a big part of them crashing out over Mamdani is due to the fact that he’s also very hot

Vaxxed?

84. He was a fucking kid