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"That's because I prefer a more mature look, and you prefer a childish one."

“You’re older than me!”

“You look like a bitch.”

"You liar!"

"Who said I am extra?"

"Because everyone around me is boring."

"BOOOOring!"

"Oh absolutely."

"You're missing out."

"Do you ever watch Television?"

"You have never seen The Office?"

"Doing that thing they do on that office."

He stares at the camera and smirks.

"Lots of toe curling."

"OH! That explains the toe curling."

"Oh... the boy...." He made a face. "When was this?"

"Oh yeah? What happened?"

"Are you insinuating something?" He asked giving his own smirk. "I hardly remember Troy at this point."

“I have no time for your jealous games foul daemon.”

He’s smirking.

“Zelus.”

Holds up his hand. Stares for a moment before walking off without a word.

“Right, it’s not like you’re gonna party with a baby attacked to your chest.”

He laughed heartily.

“This new child of course. It’s going to grow like a mortal child. It’s going to require… attention.”

He shuddered at the word.

He swirled the wine in his glass.

“Still pissed YOU’RE TRYING TO REPLACE ME!”

Dionysus looked at the bottle of his own specialty brewed wine before shrugging and poring a glass for his brother handing it over.

“The whole you raised me bad thing. I loved the adventure of traveling.”

Eyeing him while making a wine glass appear in his hand poring himself a glass of wine.

“Right…”

He sips the wine slowly just staring at Hermes.

“You know I’m messing with you right?”

He’s standing there holding a wine bottle.

“You handed me a cloak, a bag, and sent me on my way.”

“Now I have to have another child to prove that I’m a better father than you! Of course I’m worked up.”

“You pulled a father on the poor woman? Getting her pregnant from a kiss? Couldn’t do the full deed yourself could you?”

“You’re a goddamned filthy liar, she definitely would not have a child with you.”

"You're having a child? With who?!"

I bet I could parent better than you with my hands behind my back!