Radical Funky Kong Facts

They're calling Nintendo Switch the wokest console ever devised

now THIS i can get behind

@potatocat21.bsky.social @reecee.bsky.social @mandyizhere.bsky.social @funkykongfac.bsky.social @romulusofficial.bsky.social @donkeykonga.bsky.social @waveprism.bsky.social @jlumalee.bsky.social @renniultrafox.bsky.social @crusty783.bsky.social @somari8591.bsky.social
that post-feast feeling

same case for me even without those stipulations (i even rented dk bananza otherwise id have that physical)

breaking news: Radical Funny Kong Facts now owns ONE (one) (1 (singular)) physical switch 2 game

its almost time

afaik the 8 minute thing is for channels that have ad eligibility, main thing overall is just keeping the video engaging for watch time & imo you're really good at that regardless of vid length

what if instead of the grinch's heart growing three sizes it was his penis lmao. can you imagine.. i'm imagining it and it's crazy lol. the more i think about it the crazier it gets. it's actually hilarious to me how big and throbbing it is in my mind...fuuckk thats funny

I've been saying this for years, and the grifters have become confident enough to say it out loud:

Those who report on Nintendo care about writing a believable narrative first, and creating informative content second. These ppl can't comprehend being anti misinformation if the truth favors Nintendo

my favorite youtube series of all time is JackAsk by @jjjacksfilms.bsky.social and I'd like to try making an episode of my own to practice comedic delivery/editing

which means I need QUESTIONS!! PLEASE ask me any kind of question with the hashtag #funkask! literally anything at all smile:)))

truthmegalazer

HOW DID TODD HOWARD HIDE THIS FOR SO LONTG

Key art for Super Mario 3D All-Stars.

ONE. MORE. SLEEP.

1,839 days have passed since the release of Super Mario 3D All-Stars. Although this collection enabled me to 100% these games for the first time, I've made it my life's mission to shit on it for lacking Super Mario Galaxy 2. So, I guess it's time to explain exactly why I did this:

I honestly dont get the hate for the recent direct, this is one of the best ones we've ever had

genuinely i think $70 mario tennis is the most egregiously priced nintendo thing so far. it is a TENNIS PARTY GAME. that shit is a $40 value and im being GENEROUS

@roxieproxy.bsky.social your comedy legacy remains strong over on the shitsite

why are these game industry veterans so scared of games they keep screaming louder and louder the bigger video games get

just realized if the next mario movie Is actually gonna be called Super Mario World, then cape mario has gotta be in the next 3D mario game right

100%ed bananza a few days before I need to return it to Gamefly. glad I rented it bc I dont see myself wanting to replay it much
i absolutely loved it but at the same time, no more odyssey's please nintendo. thank you for the 2 mario odysseys i wanna see what else you can do now

frankly. yeah. but only frankly

when a surface-cel says something so undergroundphobic you gotta hit them with that fractone stare

nintendo what the fuck does anno mean

bluesky folks you're missing some of the most intellectual takes on nintendo twitter

the best part of this game might be the pregame lobbies knowing a bunch of other players are waving their arms around looking like idiots alongside you

funky lore ive never 100%d mario odyssey but 100%ing bananza seems a lot more manageable bc I feel like I've already done so much of the game already. like I had around 450 bananas by the end when I only had like 200 moons at the end of odyssey

I FUMBLED THE GAME-WINNING BLOCK IM SO FUCKING EMBARRASSED NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

mario paint is awesome

Tobias the character limit is killing me. But I did my best to put my thoughts into words