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First Tuesday in office going forward.

I just finished hr

So I downloaded Diablo II Resurrection last night. It’s gonna be a thing I guess for the next couple of weeks.

Carefully?

Lorna Dane: Alex, I “love” you. Alex Summers: Can you do it without the finger quotes? Lorna Dane: Alex, I love you. Alex Summers: Without the finger quotes OR flipping me off?

how everything feels

Maura the entire season: I don’t see it. Am I stupid??
Me: YES GIRL YOU’RE DICKMATIZED!!!

Watching the finale for traitors US season 4 and omg this shit is wild!

Shirtless men running season. Blessed. ☺️

My in-laws decided they need to come to town mostly unannounced and now our Sunday is entertaining them. Yay…

We have been binging season 4 of Traitors US and omg it’s good. We got 5 episodes left to watch. I’m excited.

Efren, single-dad snorlax, sleeping on a train and unwittingly putting a bit of pressure on his co-commuters with his manspreading ways. Art by Den/DK

Efren the snorlax on a commute homewards! He's a bit too tired from uni and work to contain his heft to himself unfortunately 😅

Alts available on the patreon! Preview and link on the thread😊

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Nothing like waking up to see this psychotic regime starting war. I welcome the meteor at this point.

I see pombom is a hit with the latino gays. We have to stan.

Ugh love a man that will not only offer a drink but let you be passenger princess!

The week when I’m suppose to do my final test for my promotion is when our VP will be in town and my manager joked about the VP sitting in on that test and let me tell you the crash out would be LEGENDARY if that happened.

I want to sleep this rainy Thursday but instead I am adding value to the shareholders. Or whatever. Idk. 😭

They're hoping we'll forget about this in a few months and that we'll resubscribe to Nitro so they can get back their funding for this nonsense. Cancel yours and do not forget about this.

Awake with like 3 or 4 hours of sleep. Also horny wtf.

Good pump 10/10 booty.

Passed exam 1 of 2 today. Now to spend the next 2 weeks studying for the 2nd exam.

Pusheen warms her toebeans by the fire.

❄️🪵🐾

I have an exam for a promotion at work tomorrow and I honestly don’t know if I’m stressing about it or not cause I had a little too much caffeine so I don’t know the source of the lack of sleepy right now. 😅😵‍💫

Wait can you refresh my memory? What did the picture look like?

I would listen and or yap with you lol.

Imma weaponize my tism and play Stateside until it’s burned into the microchips in my phone. ☺️

Two days later and my lats and pecs are still so sore. Maybe I went a little hard for upper body day on Sunday. 😅