sarahquaint

sometimes it's a comedy (for the audience)

it gets *everywhere*

you are a grown up and can post all you want; I'm just reminding you of the limits past!you has stated ❤️

I don't want to hear any excuses from the people who are about to be eviscerated

🚨WARNING🚨

the individual who made the following post has been awake for >24 hrs. if you continue to interact with this individual, you are doing so at the risk of EXTREME PUBLIC MOCKERY if you are sharing dumb opinions

this has been your final warning

A grey and white tabby cat on a beige cat tree holding a pilfered red hand knit sock

THIS BOY dug through the laundry basket for a sock so hard he warped the plastic

ahhhhh you are so kind!

this is true wisdom

some of the potatoes that came with this meal kit went mushy in the fridge, so I substituted 3 large russet for 4 small yukon

now I have too much potato

oh no

I have ruined dinner

thank fuck for progress 🫂

White and tabby cat on a plush tiger

Sophie judges the doomscroll

A brown lynx point cat with blue eyes lying on a red couch.

He is enjoying the tiny bit of sunlight and being photographed with antique lenses.

you couldn't ask for a better model

must be a limited collectors edition!

Scientific paper published in PubMed. Heading: Object personification in autism: This paper will be very sad if you don't read it. Authors: Rebekah C White et all. Autism, 2018 May. For those curious, here's the original paper: https://discovery.ucl.ac.uk/id/eprint/10053878/1/Personification%20in%20autism_final%20accepted.pdf

Nobel Prize For Titles. Right away.

a dimly-lit photo of the same calico cat on her side, blissfully enjoying belly rubs

She approves of your decision to improve your day with her! Please also enjoy her not-a-trap fuzzy white belly

we are temporarily short of those, but could I interest you in a grocery bag with a tail?

a black and white cat dozing on a folded blanket with her paws stacked haphazardly

Rosie strongly approves of this attentiveness to self-care!

I asked Ginny for a news update and she says it's nap time

well, if your feline duties have been fulfilled for the moment, then she will permit you to hang out and await the next set of demands 🤭

so long as you are (a) well-hydrated and (b) sincerely sorry you can't pet her right now, she will allow you to continue

that is allowable because waiting on a plane to board is not something you'd be doing if you had any other option (swift travels!)

just so long as you are having fun and no companion animals in your vicinity are going un-petted, she will allow it

I had to enter her domain to scoop her box, therefore I was permitted to gaze upon her majesty

she has been without @rahaeli.bsky.social for over five minutes!!111!!

a scruffy, elderly calico cat sits on a bed, one white paw digging into the purple sheet. her ears are wondering why you're reading this and not petting her

Rosie would like to know if you are just doomscrolling and thinks you should put down this app for a while

it's so pretty and springtime! and you painted it!!

LOOKIT THE BEAUTIFUL GERIATRIC SKY PUPPY!

LOOKIT HIM!!!

🤦🏻🤣

This is an ethically-compensated wife gig

mango and pistachio are her favorite