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sarahquaint

@sarahquaint.bsky.social

Forensic scientist, fangirl, & trivia magnet. Spouse of rahaeli. Baltimore has two syllables. She/her.

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sometimes it's a comedy (for the audience)

08.03.2026 00:24 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

it gets *everywhere*

08.03.2026 00:23 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

you are a grown up and can post all you want; I'm just reminding you of the limits past!you has stated ❀️

08.03.2026 00:08 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't want to hear any excuses from the people who are about to be eviscerated

08.03.2026 00:06 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

🚨WARNING🚨

the individual who made the following post has been awake for >24 hrs. if you continue to interact with this individual, you are doing so at the risk of EXTREME PUBLIC MOCKERY if you are sharing dumb opinions

this has been your final warning

08.03.2026 00:02 β€” πŸ‘ 145    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 1
A grey and white tabby cat on a beige cat tree holding a pilfered red hand knit sock

A grey and white tabby cat on a beige cat tree holding a pilfered red hand knit sock

THIS BOY dug through the laundry basket for a sock so hard he warped the plastic

07.03.2026 21:23 β€” πŸ‘ 83    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

ahhhhh you are so kind!

07.03.2026 22:34 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

this is true wisdom

07.03.2026 22:28 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

some of the potatoes that came with this meal kit went mushy in the fridge, so I substituted 3 large russet for 4 small yukon

now I have too much potato

oh no

I have ruined dinner

07.03.2026 22:19 β€” πŸ‘ 39    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

thank fuck for progress πŸ«‚

07.03.2026 21:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
White and tabby cat on a plush tiger

White and tabby cat on a plush tiger

Sophie judges the doomscroll

07.03.2026 20:52 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
A brown lynx point cat with blue eyes lying on a red couch.

A brown lynx point cat with blue eyes lying on a red couch.

He is enjoying the tiny bit of sunlight and being photographed with antique lenses.

07.03.2026 20:26 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

you couldn't ask for a better model

07.03.2026 20:28 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

must be a limited collectors edition!

07.03.2026 20:27 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Scientific paper published in PubMed. 

Heading: Object personification in autism: This paper will be very sad if you don't read it.

Authors: Rebekah C White et all.

Autism, 2018 May.

For those curious, here's the original paper: https://discovery.ucl.ac.uk/id/eprint/10053878/1/Personification%20in%20autism_final%20accepted.pdf

Scientific paper published in PubMed. Heading: Object personification in autism: This paper will be very sad if you don't read it. Authors: Rebekah C White et all. Autism, 2018 May. For those curious, here's the original paper: https://discovery.ucl.ac.uk/id/eprint/10053878/1/Personification%20in%20autism_final%20accepted.pdf

Nobel Prize For Titles. Right away.

07.03.2026 09:36 β€” πŸ‘ 139    πŸ” 37    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 4
a dimly-lit photo of the same calico cat on her side, blissfully enjoying belly rubs

a dimly-lit photo of the same calico cat on her side, blissfully enjoying belly rubs

She approves of your decision to improve your day with her! Please also enjoy her not-a-trap fuzzy white belly

07.03.2026 20:13 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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we are temporarily short of those, but could I interest you in a grocery bag with a tail?

07.03.2026 20:07 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
a black and white cat dozing on a folded blanket with her paws stacked haphazardly

a black and white cat dozing on a folded blanket with her paws stacked haphazardly

Rosie strongly approves of this attentiveness to self-care!

I asked Ginny for a news update and she says it's nap time

07.03.2026 19:57 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

well, if your feline duties have been fulfilled for the moment, then she will permit you to hang out and await the next set of demands 🀭

07.03.2026 19:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

so long as you are (a) well-hydrated and (b) sincerely sorry you can't pet her right now, she will allow you to continue

07.03.2026 19:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

that is allowable because waiting on a plane to board is not something you'd be doing if you had any other option (swift travels!)

07.03.2026 19:42 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

just so long as you are having fun and no companion animals in your vicinity are going un-petted, she will allow it

07.03.2026 19:41 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I had to enter her domain to scoop her box, therefore I was permitted to gaze upon her majesty

07.03.2026 19:40 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

she has been without @rahaeli.bsky.social for over five minutes!!111!!

07.03.2026 19:38 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
a scruffy, elderly calico cat sits on a bed, one white paw digging into the purple sheet. her ears are wondering why you're reading this and not petting her

a scruffy, elderly calico cat sits on a bed, one white paw digging into the purple sheet. her ears are wondering why you're reading this and not petting her

Rosie would like to know if you are just doomscrolling and thinks you should put down this app for a while

07.03.2026 19:26 β€” πŸ‘ 109    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 0

it's so pretty and springtime! and you painted it!!

07.03.2026 19:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

LOOKIT THE BEAUTIFUL GERIATRIC SKY PUPPY!

LOOKIT HIM!!!

07.03.2026 18:13 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

🀦🏻🀣

07.03.2026 18:20 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is an ethically-compensated wife gig

07.03.2026 18:17 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

mango and pistachio are her favorite

07.03.2026 18:15 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0