The year is 2030. Supreme Court of Melee has ruled all controller regulations as unconstitutional. I'm at Genesis XVII, round 1. I plug in a phob v5, my opponent plugs in their Roland TD-25. Blast beat SOCD dash-dancing in the corner. I try to dsmash but they teleport to top plat with Meshuggah DI.
26.08.2025 16:02 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Don't let Bobby see this.
30.07.2025 18:21 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
π«΅π»ποΈπποΈ old
01.07.2025 17:32 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Love this one.
04.06.2025 23:31 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I saw one artifact in Round Rock, Texas. It was a small sign hanging on the wall that said "NO JOHNS" that came from the original Crystal City crew.
03.06.2025 15:17 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I had a dream where I was like Indiana Jones collecting Melee-related artifacts and now I want to make a museum with pieces like the controller Leffen spiked after losing to Ice and a leg of the HBox crab or the medal(s) Mang0 threw into the crowd or the Isai cape. What other legendary items exist?
03.06.2025 15:14 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 5 π 0
I'm curious as well. I've been surprised to see how small an event can be to still get contacted (invitationals and regionals), but not sure I know the smallest.
24.05.2025 05:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
"Like" this yes but "10 person weekly" is hyperbole.
24.05.2025 05:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Super Mario
Nintendo popping in to see if your 10 person weekly applied for a license before they contact the university you host it at with a C&D.
24.05.2025 01:36 β π 10 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Fox McCloud
Nintendo watching me download a Hatsune Miku Sheik skin for my slippi ISO.
22.05.2025 03:25 β π 9 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
Laboomboom
18.05.2025 04:13 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
carrying case for singular grenade
What kind of Labubu is this?
18.05.2025 03:08 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
dog wants burger
23.04.2025 21:12 β π 8 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
Most powerful weebs at Weebcon. Maybe now my parents will be proud of me.
Nobody here can guard me fr
20.04.2025 18:42 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Better than the Twitter bots *PORTOBELLO IN BIO*
12.02.2025 16:17 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Those are some really great mushrooms honestly some of the better mushrooms I've seen this week mushrooms mushrooms.
12.02.2025 16:14 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Shroomz
looks like a bird with head stuck in a tree but it's actually a mushrooms
I mean I can show you more if you want more mushrooms...
12.02.2025 04:21 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0
Parasect irl
Morelull irl
I took these what do you think?
12.02.2025 04:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Fluid
11.02.2025 16:00 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Aura.
06.02.2025 17:41 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Minecart from Minecwaft
You die the moment you stop living.
06.02.2025 17:38 β π 19 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0
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Smash Camp Arizona 2025 - Event Trailer
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16.01.2025 03:01 β π 38 π 9 π¬ 1 π 2
Stonehenge. A neolithic structure that's baffled historians for thousands of years. Who would build such a thing.
One of my favorite photos I've taken.
08.01.2025 15:33 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
A tube of Crest begging for the sweet release of death.
Wife positively fuming over the mileage I'm getting out of my toothpaste.
05.01.2025 04:19 β π 19 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0
I don't know if I should hit the gym and get a perm or become a radical of the proletariat. I have to one-up this guy but I don't know which angle to go at.
27.12.2024 18:04 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Help my wife is now what I would consider "too attracted" to Luigi Mangione.
27.12.2024 18:00 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0
Once again it would seem the general public is not ready for K8a.
13.12.2024 21:04 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Pablo Picasso would've loved Three Days Grace.
11.12.2024 19:26 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
skibidi toilet at Target
The West has fallen.
02.12.2024 05:05 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
3 tents at a camp site at night with stars.
Got my vod reviewed and a top 20 player told me I should camp more. Not sure how this is gonna help but he's the expert here.
12.11.2024 20:04 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
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