Tuesday

The year is 2030. Supreme Court of Melee has ruled all controller regulations as unconstitutional. I'm at Genesis XVII, round 1. I plug in a phob v5, my opponent plugs in their Roland TD-25. Blast beat SOCD dash-dancing in the corner. I try to dsmash but they teleport to top plat with Meshuggah DI.

Don't let Bobby see this.

🫵🏻👁️👄👁️ old

Love this one.

I saw one artifact in Round Rock, Texas. It was a small sign hanging on the wall that said "NO JOHNS" that came from the original Crystal City crew.

I had a dream where I was like Indiana Jones collecting Melee-related artifacts and now I want to make a museum with pieces like the controller Leffen spiked after losing to Ice and a leg of the HBox crab or the medal(s) Mang0 threw into the crowd or the Isai cape. What other legendary items exist?

I'm curious as well. I've been surprised to see how small an event can be to still get contacted (invitationals and regionals), but not sure I know the smallest.

"Like" this yes but "10 person weekly" is hyperbole.

Super Mario

Nintendo popping in to see if your 10 person weekly applied for a license before they contact the university you host it at with a C&D.

Fox McCloud

Nintendo watching me download a Hatsune Miku Sheik skin for my slippi ISO.

Laboomboom

carrying case for singular grenade

What kind of Labubu is this?

dog wants burger

Most powerful weebs at Weebcon. Maybe now my parents will be proud of me.

Nobody here can guard me fr

Better than the Twitter bots *PORTOBELLO IN BIO*

Those are some really great mushrooms honestly some of the better mushrooms I've seen this week mushrooms mushrooms.

Shroomz

looks like a bird with head stuck in a tree but it's actually a mushrooms

I mean I can show you more if you want more mushrooms...

Parasect irl

Morelull irl

I took these what do you think?

Fluid

Aura.

Minecart from Minecwaft

You die the moment you stop living.

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Stonehenge. A neolithic structure that's baffled historians for thousands of years. Who would build such a thing.

One of my favorite photos I've taken.

A tube of Crest begging for the sweet release of death.

Wife positively fuming over the mileage I'm getting out of my toothpaste.

I don't know if I should hit the gym and get a perm or become a radical of the proletariat. I have to one-up this guy but I don't know which angle to go at.

Help my wife is now what I would consider "too attracted" to Luigi Mangione.

Once again it would seem the general public is not ready for K8a.

Pablo Picasso would've loved Three Days Grace.

skibidi toilet at Target

The West has fallen.

3 tents at a camp site at night with stars.

Got my vod reviewed and a top 20 player told me I should camp more. Not sure how this is gonna help but he's the expert here.