I met a lady with the LITTLEST dog, and i asked to pet him and she said "okay, but he's shy so he's probably not going to, oh, i guess you really know how to pet a dog!"
reader, it made my day.
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Joey Comeau. Softer World. Malagash. The Summer is Ended and we are not yet Saved. Lockpick Pornography. Not gay as in happy, queer as in Tom Ripley in a rowboat. Marge, you like everybody. https://www.patreon.com/c/joeycomeau
I met a lady with the LITTLEST dog, and i asked to pet him and she said "okay, but he's shy so he's probably not going to, oh, i guess you really know how to pet a dog!"
reader, it made my day.
If you're not remembered, then you never existed, Charlie Brown.
24.11.2025 01:58 β π 10 π 1 π¬ 0 π 2The most important thing I've ever read in my entire life. It changed everything. I started at 14 and it became me.
23.11.2025 12:19 β π 71 π 3 π¬ 13 π 0i fell asleep with that brick of a book on the bed beside me for months
23.11.2025 13:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0(excerpted from this new blog post about A Softer World:)
www.patreon.com/posts/144216...
A photograph of a downtown city block, packed with vehicles. Caption reads: I hope my plane crashes, my train derails, or i'm shot in a drive-by, I hope something changes.
if we could go back in time and talk to someone about our day to day hassles, it would be mental illness. if we could go back in time and journal about our feelings, we'd win the PKD award for paranoia. but we can't go back. we just have to sit through this world like everyone else.
23.11.2025 13:49 β π 13 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0Just feeling a bit hopeless scrolling lately.
Here is something nice from the past:
i'd like to do the same for you
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rpy2...
i love the accidental emphasis on words from our real typewriter at the beginning
18.11.2025 15:23 β π 21 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0pool on the roof must have a leak
19.11.2025 15:54 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A picture of Barbie holding a laptop with another Barbie dressed in a labcoat, from a promotional campaign called "I can be..." underneath is a messy typewritten quote from the Hacker Manifesto: "This is our world now. The world of the electron and the switch; the beauty of the baud. We exist without nationality, skin color, or religious bias. You wage wars, murder, cheat, lie to us and try to make us believe it's for our own good, yet we're the criminals. Yes, I am a criminal. My crime is that of curiosity. I am a hacker, and this is my manifesto. You may stop me, but you can't stop us all."
yak yak yak, get a job.
19.11.2025 15:45 β π 11 π 3 π¬ 2 π 1They weren't in later years, but in the beginning they were!
18.11.2025 15:33 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i love the accidental emphasis on words from our real typewriter at the beginning
18.11.2025 15:23 β π 21 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0this is not a good use of time
17.11.2025 01:47 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0someone in some dumb video clip referred to walker percyβs lancelot as being in the second person which is a stretch, and then they said that along with bright lights big city they are the only good books written in the second person and now Iβm apoplectic
17.11.2025 01:45 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0another Softer World blog post:
www.patreon.com/posts/world-...
I lost my whole family to the fire. I cried for months. Nothing could console me. Until I woke up this morning, and I could fly. Just spread my arms and go.
Just spread my arms and go.
16.11.2025 18:28 β π 24 π 10 π¬ 1 π 1*slaps top of NAS with ten 12TB drives in it*
You can fit so much goonsday prepping in here
dead baby sale: shoes!
16.11.2025 18:25 β π 25 π 4 π¬ 0 π 0Please believe me when I say that this meaningless, historically suspect slogan is being used to sell "AI." Here it is in the just-released November 2025 report on AI by Microsoft. www.microsoft.com/en-us/resear...
15.11.2025 16:56 β π 368 π 144 π¬ 15 π 13I've been posting some memories and thoughts about A Softer World comics from the archives. It is nice to think back on what they meant, and where they came from. It's nice to visit.
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Here are the posts:
www.patreon.com/collection/1...
I've been posting some memories and thoughts about A Softer World comics from the archives. It is nice to think back on what they meant, and where they came from. It's nice to visit.
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My schedule: a scifi panel at 1pm at the American Theatre, a Marvel panel at 2pm in the Charleston Music Hall, and a signing at 3pm in Lit Alley. busy times!
I'm at YALLFEST in Charleston SC tomorrow (Saturday November 15th!) - and I hope to see YOU there! Yes, you! The person reading this post on bsky dot app!!
www.yallfest.org
when you decide to kill yourself you have to first develop a checklist, a spreadsheet, a star chart for all the things you will break on your way down.
13.11.2025 04:25 β π 27 π 3 π¬ 2 π 0i'd like to do the same for you
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rpy2...
some memories about this comic today on patreon:
www.patreon.com/posts/world-...
panel 1: a man on the seaweed covered rocks of a sea. text: βin the caves behind my house I found a softer worldβ panel 2: text: βthey understand what i had to do for loveβ panel 3: text: βthey don't believe in restraining ordersβ
in the caves behind my house
12.11.2025 19:06 β π 21 π 6 π¬ 1 π 0Ballad of a Small Player was watchable. Colin Farrell and especially Fala Chen were good. There was a scene on the waterfront which made me understand and care about their characters with an effortless and surprising gentleness, and I wish the movie had lived up to that.
06.11.2025 17:28 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I've started watching My Brilliant Friend on HBO and it isn't afraid about taking its time. It delivers, but it has a patience and respect for the viewer that I find very refreshing.
05.11.2025 20:47 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0