Cake🩸

Going to the gas station to get some peach monster, cause you ain’t letting me grab your monster peach.

Never ever drink more alcohol than you can forcibly ingest into your body!

#Health #FollowForMoreTips

Bass pressing in me for the next 4 days

#Festival

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Hey, kiddo! Fist bump?

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#VrChat #Mommy

Unfair nobody ever warned me about the furry part in that statement

Rip to the man, the myth, the legend. Gonna miss that substance abusing metal head and his legendary camera appearances.

“Bubbles? I’m Ozzy Osbourne, the prince of f*cking darkness!” - Ozzy Osbourne

The outfit, the tan lines, the smile … f*cking melting over here

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No I just like a light workout before eating

Where the memes at? I swear if this platform turns out to be wholesome, I’m leaving!

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Give it back ?

Such a good little bottom brat 💜

Little happy cartoon frog with a speech bubble containing the word “slur”.

Me trying to flirt with love interests

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Now the big question is … who’s the bottom?

Feeling a bit stressed out might need to blue ball some mfs

#Therapie #SelfCare

Female coded anime character with teal hair and a teasing expression lies in bed with a cold compress on their head. Surrounded by heart symbols. Caption reads: “Going insane all by yourself beautiful??” in bold, blue-outlined text.

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If you have pets it’s not yours anymore it’s OUR personal space

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Our spot

Not even a Jet2 holiday ?

I’m waking up in a me shaped puddle I know it’s f**king warm … thanks phone

Advantage of the short bus is this will not happen to you

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Me burning this image into my eyes

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Feet for free?!?

Girl color matching with flowers is an unfair amounts of cuteness

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Oh lord have mercy I’m at work

I don’t know how my therapist will react to this information

why is porn with horror elements so hot wtf,.,.
is it just me chat?,..,,

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Man I wanted to make the same joke … come on

Gyatt damn

Damn would love to get lost in those boobs… I mean tits… I mean honkers…

NO! EYES THATS THE WORD!